Re: Alright guys, **URGENT UPDATE**

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[spoiler=What have I done?]

http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,69733.0.html

Consider me well beyond offended and completely dumbfounded that not a single one of you seems to have questioned whether those absurd Tindr conversations are even mine at all.

Did you notice that virtually none of those names are even particularly common in America?

What would someone as miserable and insecure and with as little social capital as me even be doing on Tindr, anyway? I'm not some Chad like Famy.

Nor am I quite SO socially maladjusted as to spontaneously unleash my pitiful mommy issues directly onto completely unsuspecting and unconsenting strangers (you being the only exception, dear Boyah).

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[spoiler=i mean oh my god you guys]

Will you be my mommy gf?

It means you are my gf but also roleplay as my mommy when engaging in the act of copulation. You'd be particularly sweet and loving and and let me do all kinds of things to your body with motherly patience.

When I'm about to ejaculate you'd say I shouldn't do it because we are related but I'd still do it and you'd be okay with it because you don't like being to hard on your son.

I mean really, Boyah?

I want to put my thingy into your thingy

REALLY?

And yes, this did require its own separate topic, lest anyone go away from that other one thinking that I actually am such a nutty creeper who knows no social bounds.
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[Thyme]

yes, really

[YPrrrr]

Oh thank god I can give you your 50 respect points back

I was like fuck Tecs being creepy but Boyah will probably think I'm an intolerant fetish shamer if I say anything

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Jesus Christ. When you involve unsuspecting strangers in your wild fantasies, of course you deserve to be shamed. That's not a line any reasonable person (ME INCLUDED, THANK YOU VERY MUCH) would ever cross.

[YPrrrr]

Hey you disappeared for a while I don't know what mental and moral changes may have happened in that time 

Sorry for doubting you 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

This experiment has revealed to me something I was quite concerned about, but uncertain of how to address. So I conducted this fun little scientific test, and indeed it has confirmed my suspicions. I now have undeniable proof that at least some of you have been treading lightly around me now that I've explained away my recent absences with some sob story.

Please don't do that.

[YPrrrr]

I tread lightly around everyone because I'm deathly afraid of offending anyone or being perceived to be a bigot

[Thyme]

but real talk i just didn't pay much attention to that thread

i only saw the OP, in which i thought you were just making a joke with a consensual female friend

not to mention i have absolutely no idea what tinder's interface looks like as the mere thought of joining that site makes me severely anxious

[YPrrrr]

Yeah I had no idea that was tindr either lol

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Hey you disappeared for a while I don't know what mental and moral changes may have happened in that time 

Sorry for doubting you 

i really haven't changed that much

well, aside from the literal sex change lol

but that's a physiological change with no direct psychological bearing, at least as far as i know

in which i thought you were just making a joke with a consensual female friend

LOL

but yeah honestly

the very idea of me of all people being on tindr is just so comically absurd and out of character that i'm simply astonished that anyone believed even that much, let alone the rest

i mean popsi was actually going into personal crisis mode lmfao

[Nyerp]

cringe

[Mando Pandango]

after the way David changed i consider anything to be possible

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lol david's tindr story truly is remarkable

tindr is the sort of thing i would have expected to be several degrees of separation from david, so i'm still wondering how he pulled it off, or even got involved with it to begin with

...and why tindrfrend isn't on boyah

cringe

somehow i would bet that you were the most horrified by that topic lol, and yet even you held back

frogive me

[silvertone]

ive messaged girls worse shit

[Mando Pandango]

ive messaged girls worse shit

please provide examples