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[ClassicTyler]

A kiss.

That's really it.

If I keep taking these guy's suggestions, I'll NEVER get that far, my friend. 

[Samus Aran]

A kiss and the new Rush CD. And maybe wearing someting a little special for me before I rip it off of her. But you said nothing sexual, so forget I said that.

[ncba93ivyase]

A thong, of course.

[mariofreak55]

A kiss.

That's really it.

If I keep taking these guy's suggestions, I'll NEVER get that far, my friend. 

Non-sexual?

Honestly, if my girlfriend gave me anything I'd save it as long as were together. I look at the card she gave me for my birthday that says "lol you're hella old dood!" which was basically a joke card every day and it makes me feel good. I dunno though.

[demonprince]

A kiss and the new Rush CD. And maybe wearing someting a little special for me before I rip it off of her. But you said nothing sexual, so forget I said that.

wtf... you still don't have it yet? 

[ClassicTyler]

A thong, of course.

...now you're just acting retarded.

But I guess that's something I love about you. 

[Samus Aran]

A kiss and the new Rush CD. And maybe wearing someting a little special for me before I rip it off of her. But you said nothing sexual, so forget I said that.

wtf... you still don't have it yet? 

Nope. 

[ncba93ivyase]

A thong, of course.

...now you're just acting retarded.

But I guess that's something I love about you. 

I'm not shitting.

[Daddy]

I wish I had a girlfriend.  

I'm guessing you can't give a guy sex(or pussy sex) so I'd say some fresh kicks and a hat.

[Samus Aran]

A thong, of course.

...now you're just acting retarded.

But I guess that's something I love about you. 

I'm not shitting.

Ever?

...that can't be good for you.

[ncba93ivyase]

A thong, of course.

...now you're just acting retarded.

But I guess that's something I love about you. 

I'm not shitting.

Ever?

...that can't be good for you.

GIRLS DON'T POOP.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

A thong, of course.

...now you're just acting retarded.

But I guess that's something I love about you. 

I'm not shitting.

Ever?

...that can't be good for you.

He blasts it through his mouth instead.

[Samus Aran]

A thong, of course.

...now you're just acting retarded.

But I guess that's something I love about you. 

I'm not shitting.

Ever?

...that can't be good for you.

GIRLS DON'T POOP.

WELL THEN WTF IS WRONG WITH ME

[superclucky]

I wouldn't really care.

I would've gave you 2 dollars. <3