putting pizzazz on pizzaz

[6M69I69B9]

i was walking to the whitey house, jus coming back from my crisis*-related work and because of the depths i got myself into i upgraded my security clearance to the highest tier damn lol, green screen life is wow
to celebrate, my associates and superiors hosted a pizza party
unfortunately the only flavors of pizza allowed in the white house are:
extra cheese cheese pizza
small sausage'd pizza, the sausage are cut to specifically 3/16ths pieces
and if you're feeling a bit fancy
a jar of pizza sauce poured in a white bread still in its bag no cheese, baked

i dont get the extra cheese cheese pizza, word goes around that the cheese is an amoragry juyp ke lospeti banorvet

kluyo repetikra vanordeuso ve lur derypt.  derypt bus mourtu

foman?  jeste?  heskati pesenya...pesenya you
and i just think that's absolutely crazy.  why would these guys just reptikra these kluyo
they think they can just censor a bunch of my regetunaes gi desmen
gretorva dene corrupt as hell
d/e

*ustu bade

[Kalahari Inkantation]

wut

[silvertone]

i didnt read it

[Travis]

???????