Boyah Awards 2017 Results REMASTERED

[YPrrrr]

Video:

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Results:

Most Likely to Have Lied About Their Real Life
Runner-up: Silvertone
Winner: Socks

Boyager You Most Want to Meet
Runners-up: Tied: Strongbad and Silvertone
Winner: NotSid

Cutest Boyager
Runners-up: Tied: YPR and Strongbad
Winner: Joice

Whiniest Boyager
Runner-up: RDX
Winners: Tied: Hiro and Snowy

Funniest Boyager
Runners-up: Tied: Silvertone and the_lost_millenial
Winners: NotSid and Man of Popsicle

Best Staff Member
Runner-up: David/ME86
Winner: Tectron

Most Changed
Runner-up: Tectron
Winner: David/ME86

Worst Boyager
Runner-ups: Tied: John/Feyd, and, people who incorrectly tag boyah instead of booyah on tumblr
Winner: the only bad boyager is the one who does not post   

Best Boyager
Runner-up: Man of Popsicle
Winner: Silvertone

Game of the Year
Runner-up: Persona 5
Winner: Chicago Cubs vs. Cleveland Indians 2016

Least Missed Boyager
Runner-up: Anyone from Outsider
Winner: Felt

Most Missed Boyager
Runners-up: Tied: the_lost_millenial and Lawlz
Winner: Ikanaide/iCandy

Best Returning Boyager
Runner-up: C.Mongler
Winner: Tectron

Most Degenerate Boyager
Runner-up: Clucky
Winner: Socks

Most Millennial Boyager
Runners-up: Tied: Hiro and the_lost_millenial
Winner: Strongbad David

Most Confused About Where Their Life is Going
Runner-up: Kaz
Winner: Hiro

Most Adult Boyager
Runner-up: Bassir
Winners: Tied: YPR and JMV

Biggest Normie
Runners-up: Tied: Strongbad David, Socks, and Geno
Winner: YPR

Best Avatar
Runner-Up: Hiro
Winner: Man of Popsicle

Disappointment of the Year
Runner-up: The Presidential Election
Winner: Boyah servers: "Connection Problems  Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later."

Worst Boyah Event
Runner-up: NotSid’s Puckered Asshole
Winners: Tied: Socks bragging about his ephebophilia, and The disbandment of Boyahäusers

Best Boyah Event
Runner-up: Boyholes forming
Winner: Tectron Returning/Tec 2.0

Most Thing
Runner-up: Fidget Spinners
Winners: Tied:

[move]hatersgonnahate

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Best New Non-Boyah Meme
Runner-up: Frog being eaten picture:

Winners: Tied: saturdays being for the boys and for cracking cold ones with them, and whomsteth’d’ve’nt

Worst Post or Thread Topic
Runner up:

snowy we should wrestle. i want you to feel my hard cock against your boy womb as we wrestle nude and oiled

Winner: guys i have a 17 year old girlfriend wtf (Author: Socks)

Post of the Year
Runner up:

Winners: Tied:

here's a useful diagram:

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>wake up
>go to bathroom for morning piss
>see colorful crust under the head of my penis
>run a cheese grater against it to try to get the crust off
>start bleeding profusely from my penis
>rushed to the hospital
>Doctor: We had to remove your penis cuz ur a dumbass
>me: that is unfortunate
>think of boyah

Thread of the Year
Runners-up:

you ever have gas station coffee? (Author: Boyager)

and

BOYAH ELECTION THREAD 2: GRAB-HER-BY-THE-PUSSY-LOO (Author: C.Mongler)

and

Popsi Chat Thread 2K17 (Author: Man of Popsicle)

Winner: guys i have a 17 year old girlfriend wtf (Author: Socks)

Best New Boyah Meme
Runner-up: The Anonymous Board
Winner: Have you ever had gas station coffee?

Most Diligent Noposter
Runner-up: Rae
Winner: Zidone

The Roller Coaster of Quota Award for Most Inconsistent Activity
Runner-up: Silvertone
Winners: Tied: Tectron and JMV and David/ME86

Emote of the Year
Runner-up:
Winners:

and

(and all variants thereof)

Boyager Who Knows Too Much
Runner-up: JMV
Winner: Kettu

Strangest Post
Runners-up: Tied:

i know that he likes to personally and actually read as many letters as possible that people send him, so i figured what the heck.

the subject of it is a point of sour sentiment on my part ever since it was announced. because it struck me as troubling, harmful and revisionist, and more importantly divisive and agenda driven. and this particular recourse is not the right platform or medium for that sort of plot or ploy and ideology, and the manor, method and means by which it was "inspired", undertaken and ultimately unilaterally decided were very murky, arbitrary and dubious. as usual of the outgoing Administration and their "changes".

i am talking about the redesigning of the $5, $10 and most importantly $20 dollar bill by the retiring Treasure Department administrators and of course their directors and supporters in the departing White House executives, secretariats and political staffers.

i told Trump to fuck that shit, and change the plans/designs back to something less agenda driven and special interest based.

[spoiler]Dear President-Elect Donald Trump,

I was at a moment with myself where one wonders when life tests him, what makes a man? I was reminded of a famous quote by an even more famous man, an one whom I consider if not a founding father, their eldest son--Andrew Jackson--7th President of the United States and a genuine American hero.

A hero that special interests groups and political pandering have conspired to shame and attempt to erase him from our national history. I speak of the plan by the Treasury Department, under the urging and direction of the outgoing Administration no doubt, to remove Andrew Jackson form his place on the front of the $20 dollar bill, and replace him with a dubiously chosen Harriet Tubman.

I cannot help but think of all the issues we face presently, that the outgoing White House could have focused and attempted to acknowledge and solve, the issue of replacing Andrew Jackson on the $20 dollar bill was a classic example of finding a problem where non existed for your own ends and goals. And the goal is of course to shun and diminish a TRUE American patriot, statesman and gentlemen, because he dared to have contradictions and strong opinions and to keep his own counsel and not apologizing for pointing out ugly truths.

If it sounds familiar, it should, Andrew Jackson often reminds me of you, in his temperament, tenderness, wisdom and penchant for decisive action and bold ideas. You should read his biography if you are not familiar with it, it is uncanny to the situation our Nation and Government face today, and I believe it will be a good source for inspiration and guidance as you chart a new course within the old and established halls of power in Washington during the next 4 years. Andrew Jackson was actually denied and robbed of an election victory for President once, before the love and support of the common man that he embodied and represented and worried for grew too great to deny him the White House.

But just as then and now, nothing has changed. The economic elite and old political families and groups, organization and lobbyists still have way too much influence and control over national politics and the American people. They scoff at outsiders or someone from humble beginning attempting to lead or tell them something different from their agenda. An agenda that is not of the strong and independent and proud American spirit, but an agenda of subversion and doubt, anger and confusion, an agenda of Marxist anarchy.

These forces in their present form, and you will come in contact with them all the time now. Some obvious and in the open, others hiding in the shadows like a snake. But what they have in common is they seek to weaken our national character and identity and turn it into something manageable, controllable and ultimately remake it entirely upon their desired image of chaos and submission.

You cannot let these people and forces win Mr. Trump! I implore you to never change and go against your gut, because coursing through your veins at this very moment is the same blood that flows within all true and real Americans, and which stems from the national heartbeat of our great country--America. And right now it is a powerful and hopeful pulse, rejuvenated by your incredible triumph over the enemies and illnesses which plague the Nation. Namely political and economic aristocracy that has decided the best way to remain in power and control is to have a weak, sorry, sad, divided and dangerous America.

The change of the $5, $10 and $20 dollar bills may seem small or inconsequential in this regard, but to me, it is one of the most visible, important and symbolic manifestation and ultimate representation of their perverse plot and hostile plan. What is more influential and powerful than our notes of currency? Currency that passes millions of hands each and every moment, inside and outside the US, shaping minds and chaining hearts by the new images and themes which will be printed on them.

You can change this policy President-elect Trump! It is within the executive purview of power and authority and you should direct your new Treasury Department to reevaluate and reconsider the changes of the outgoing Administration, in tune with the real and great America we both know and love. Just add it to your, unfortunately, long lists of things to amend and fix because they were so carelessly and deliberately implemented.

If you are in doubt of your essence stemming from the spirit of Andrew Jackson (which was really the spirit of America at the time and long after to today), I leave you with one of his quotes. The same one that inspired this letter.

“I was born for the storm, and a calm does not suit me.�
--Andrew Jackson (1767-1845)

Be brave Mr. Trump, have no doubt or fear and be brave for us, and champion of the common man. We will love, thank, remember and respect you for it, and more importantly, America will thrive and prosper and grow united, strong and peaceful as a result.
Oh, and when push comes to shove and numbers truly matter... as in elections, but certainly not polls! Ha, we will ALWAYS have your back!

Goodnight dear Sir!

Your most humble servant, common friend and proud supporter,

Marjus Plaku--An honest, imperfect, kind, generous and hard working person who humbly and unexpectedly arrived on these Great Shores as first an eager and overwhelmed but thankful legal immigrant, and now lives and thinks of himself as a proud American Citizen. All made possible by the incredible and generous opportunities our Nation offers to people and families who want to come here properly and for the right reasons, via LEGAL channels and LEGITIMATE means that the USA affords and offers to the World. It is an honor, blessing and privilege to live here.

Lets make sure it always stays that way.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

God Bless!!![/spoiler]

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Winners: Tied:

wow i cant wait to get off work and go home and act like a Real Man act like the Lion i am inside the beautiful noble beast pulsing through my blood, king of the pride, the Big Papa everyone cant wait to hug with big smiling eyes as soon as i walk through the door, thank goodness im home , come sit on my lap by the fire while i stroke your hair and tell you a story rich in fantasy and adventure and good virtues and life lessons, i bring home the bacon because i love my wife and children and i have the muscles to carry them over even the darkest most threatening waters. some will say th gender binary stereotypical roles are sexist and wrong, a patriarchal power imbalance, but these peope are mutants, too weak to consider anything beyond taking it up the butt with hummus lube and hooking elbows in a squaredance of fruitless outrage. these people cant see past the surface, theyre wholly preoccupied with the most superficial senses of identity and value, yes i want to park my sexual energy vaginally, yes i want to rip a manticore apart with my bare hands to protect a girl, wow okay thats sexist?????? im belittling women in my desire to serve them with my life and honor?????? yeah okay i guess im misogynist pig!!! lately i have a thing for chubby girls, baby makin meat, thic azn godesses, what can i say im a gentleman with fine sensibilities and a burning appetite for squishy thighs to slobber all over like a nasty goblin

there are two parts to this dream, one of which has already reified through cosmic design inside of my fridge 1: spaghetti sauce 2: a good ass pozza to DUMP that sauce allllllll over

despite what current cultural narratives might have you brlieve, girls really DO want a Strong Man to take care of them (with Big Muscles) and buy them clothes and show them the kingdom, take then to the roof of the castle and say to them as they gaze out over the bustling city below, the lush lands, the misty mountains in the distance, say to them "this kingdom, my kingdom, that i possess, that i earned through fierce ambition and sacrifice, is now yours as much as mine. the power within you, inherent in ur beautiful soul, is so great as to earn it, by simply being, just the same"

now let daddy hook u up shawty

lemme see u bounce w/ sonethibg cute on boo, thats all i need baby

who wouldnt want to be a damsel in distress? 1: the dark king abducts you and you have significance to him 2. the hero's life is committed to your rescue . but secretly you think the hero is a boring pussy and you like beibg raped by dark king and his pig gnomes, and if the opportunity arises (the hero fails and is captured alive) you WILL give in to your dark desire and administer the ultimate cuck and it will turn you on like nothing else, because thats truly what you desire inside and theres nothing more important than being yourself right? thats my personal experience with being a girl anyway. being a cute girl rules

yeah okay im an "object" but i literally get anything i want????
and dont have to work???????????????? i hsve a freakin chamber full of guns and black market nano tech and rule the internet world (because i rock and my charm is undeniable) and all i have to do is lick this guys dong sonetimes??????

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ok sometimes at night i go with a group of ppl called "wee eat weeds" i met them on craigslist and i mean i kno it can be gross but sometimes we break into peoples yards at night and we just pull and eat their weeds it's like we have a picinic at a nice suburban yard and we savor how good it is and the thrill is so huge lol when a dog barks we either bark with them or we run haha.  some times u can get caught for tresspassing and we run our serparate ways when some ppl are comign at us with their dogs lol.  but the main point of this is to relive the life of poor ppl that steal bread from stores so can get the gist of how bad they have it it's like osme sort of anthropology study except no consent (we don't condone rape), but we do it in a beneficial way that we take their weeds bc who likes weebs in the suburbs lol like man i love jesus.  if u want to join in u have to bring ur own ranch and crutons and bowl and tongues

also the types of grass is fun munching on too like some ppl have some indian grass and hgave the best fertilizer it is amazing.  we also pick up dog feces for free and throw them in their garbage containers

Most Likely to Drink Gas Station Coffee
Runner-up: Boognish
Winner: NotSid

Most Needs to Change Their Fucking Avatar / Signature
Runner-up: C.Mongler
Winner: Feyd/John

Best Signature
Runner-up:

[spoiler=NSFW: Literally just a human anus][/spoiler] (User: NotSid)

Winner: Hiro

Least Anime
Runner-up: Socks
Winner: Travis

Worst Attempt at Being Funny
Runner-up:

God just fart in my mouth already.  

Winner: Tectron's [[[Lord Kazm]]] threads, eg:

"I have recently become very paranoid about [[[Lord Kazm]]] working out"

"Frightened & Confused about the [[[Kazm Konspiracy]]]? Here's the Quick Rundown."

Most Feminine Boyager
Runner-up: Clucky
Winner: Joice

Manliest Boyager
Runner-up: NotSid
Winners: JMV

Deadliest Boyager
Runners-up: Tied: JMV and LOTE and Strongbad/David
Winner: Snorkel

Most Stressed Out
Runner-up: Donald Trump
Winner: Hiro

Most Argumentative
Runner-up: RDX
Winner: Tectron

Best Current Username
Runner-up: YPargh (YPR)
Winners: Tied: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo (NotSid), and [you] (the [you] tag)

Cutest Boyah Couple
Runner-up: Silvertone & the_lost_millenial
Winner: Clucky & Silvertone

[Thyme]

just in time for the 2018 edition

[Mando Pandango]

i actually made my video for mine on time and i'm mad that nothing ever happened

[Samus Aran]

wow neat

[don't let's]

What was deadliest?

[don't let's]

i actually made my video for mine on time and i'm mad that nothing ever happened

I still think that everybody assigned to do a video should have done all the awards and whoever was in charge of editing cut out and splice together whichever ones just in case some videos didn't get made. Or at least record their own assigned categories and one or two other sets.

[YPrrrr]

What was deadliest?

Winners: LOTE and Snorkel
Runners up: Strongbad and JMV

Congrats!

[don't let's]

What was deadliest?

Winners: LOTE and Snorkel
Runners up: Strongbad and JMV

Congrats!

I voted in two or three other things too

[C.Mongler]

I Made a Boyah Award Video and All I Got Was This Lousy Shitpost!

[YPrrrr]

I Made a Boyah Award Video and All I Got Was This Lousy Shitpost!

just post it

[Travis]

I won!

[C.Mongler]

I Made a Boyah Award Video and All I Got Was This Lousy Shitpost!

just post it

alright here's my shitty out of focus video that i'm too lazy to even upload to a real streaming site

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1PwVAeUilHnyUu8wuPCF4zFv8SO879h93

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

HOW

[Mando Pandango]

I Made a Boyah Award Video and All I Got Was This Lousy Shitpost!

just post it

alright here's my shitty out of focus video that i'm too lazy to even upload to a real streaming site

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1PwVAeUilHnyUu8wuPCF4zFv8SO879h93

i'm from outsider and take offense to the website's win for "least missed boyager"

[FAMY2]

I Made a Boyah Award Video and All I Got Was This Lousy Shitpost!

just post it

alright here's my shitty out of focus video that i'm too lazy to even upload to a real streaming site

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1PwVAeUilHnyUu8wuPCF4zFv8SO879h93

i'm from outsider and take offense to the website's win for "least missed boyager"

That's the spirit!