I had a dream last night where I pulled my dick off

[Mando Pandango]

I felt like I'd done it before but I was like "Hmm, it's always weird when I pull my dick off. Oh well."

[Samus Aran]

yea it feels real goofy

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

What did you do with your dick after you pulled it off?

[Mando Pandango]

What did you do with your dick after you pulled it off?

It's even weirder, so fair warning. This is pretty gross (but not in a gory way)

[spoiler]I was sitting on a toilet and I pulled it off. And there was still like a stump attached to me and I was like "oh that'll grow back but it's weird how this is a thing guys just do" and then I pissed all over my severed dick to see if I was either sick or pregnant I forget which.

There wasn't any blood in case you were wondering[/spoiler]

This was the first time in a while I've gone to bed without being high so I think my dreams are making up for lost time.

[strongbad]

that is like the more fucked up version of the dream where your teeth fall out,

[Mando Pandango]

that is like the more fucked up version of the dream where your teeth fall out,

i've only ever had that dream once

[AAAAAAAA]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iboe8c4TpSU

[Mando Pandango]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iboe8c4TpSU

this wasn't like my dream at all!

[Travis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iboe8c4TpSU

Awesome