disgusting things

[Kalahari Inkantation]

and furthermore:

if you ever masturbate in the shower

who even does this

why

how

i spent a lot of time in the shower in my teens and now i have to wonder if my parents suspected i was doing something awful in there because apparently it's so common among teenagers to do that in the shower

in fact, i still spend a lot of time in the shower, especially during the winter season

i just enjoy the soothing feeling of warm water and hate stepping out into the cold immediately afterwards

but i guarantee anyone counting the seconds would think i'm sinning, because apparently literally everybody except for me uses their shower time for that

[spoiler]

seriously, that whole post may be the most potently nausea-inducing piece of text i've ever read [/spoiler]

[Thyme]

and furthermore:

if you ever masturbate in the shower

who even does this

why

how

i spent a lot of time in the shower in my teens and now i have to wonder if my parents suspected i was doing something awful in there because apparently it's so common among teenagers to do that in the shower

in fact, i still spend a lot of time in the shower, especially during the winter season

i just enjoy the soothing feeling of warm water and hate stepping out into the cold immediately afterwards

but i guarantee anyone counting the seconds would think i'm sinning, because apparently literally everybody except for me uses their shower time for that

[spoiler]

seriously, that whole post may be the most potently nausea-inducing piece of text i've ever read [/spoiler]

same @ everyth

related:
[spoiler=tw: comic from the "le" era of internet comedy][/spoiler]

so no, you're not alone

[Kalahari Inkantation]

admittedly, i lol'd

but yeah, it's true, shower time is melancholy self-reflection time

[spoiler=objectively non-disgusting things]

i have never seen any problem with urinating in the shower, though[/spoiler]

[Travis]

i don't mind a nice waffle stomp now and again

[YPrrrr]

and furthermore:

if you ever masturbate in the shower

who even does this

why

how

i spent a lot of time in the shower in my teens and now i have to wonder if my parents suspected i was doing something awful in there because apparently it's so common among teenagers to do that in the shower

in fact, i still spend a lot of time in the shower, especially during the winter season

i just enjoy the soothing feeling of warm water and hate stepping out into the cold immediately afterwards

but i guarantee anyone counting the seconds would think i'm sinning, because apparently literally everybody except for me uses their shower time for that

[spoiler]

seriously, that whole post may be the most potently nausea-inducing piece of text i've ever read [/spoiler]

I mean I do both it doesn't have to be one thing or the other lol. My showers have always been long anyway and if anyone suspects anything it's not like I'd care or they'd say anything

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I mean I do both it doesn't have to be one thing or the other lol. My showers have always been long anyway and if anyone suspects anything it's not like I'd care or they'd say anything

but water is a terrible dermal lubricant

soap and mucous membranes do not mix

as you note, certain bodily fluids coagulate and clog the drain

how could that possibly be an enjoyable experience in any sense

[YPrrrr]

I mean I do both it doesn't have to be one thing or the other lol. My showers have always been long anyway and if anyone suspects anything it's not like I'd care or they'd say anything

but water is a terrible dermal lubricant

soap and mucous membranes do not mix

as you note, certain bodily fluids coagulate and clog the drain

how could that possibly be an enjoyable experience in any sense

Mucous membrane? Is this an uncircumcised thing?

Idk soap is fine. Doing it dry isn't the end of the world.

Idgaf about the drain

It's just as fine as masturbating normally is... honestly easier because I don't have to care about late leaking jizz or where I'm skeeting

[Hiro]

Potentially public

what the hell does this mean

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Mucous membrane? Is this an uncircumcised thing?

no, i'm just as mutilated as you are, but surely you must have a urethra

so i simply don't understand how you could say this:

Idk soap is fine.

Idgaf about the drain

i mean someone has to clean it eventually

I don't have to care about late leaking jizz or where I'm skeeting

something about this is so out of character that i can't help but lol

[YPrrrr]

Mucous membrane? Is this an uncircumcised thing?

no, i'm just as mutilated as you are, but surely you must have a urethra

so i simply don't understand how you could say this:

Idk soap is fine.

Idgaf about the drain

i mean someone has to clean it eventually

I don't have to care about late leaking jizz or where I'm skeeting

something about this is so out of character that i can't help but lol

I mean yeah it happens sometimes and it's annoying but w/e live on the edge

I clean it so it's kinda w/e.

It is definitely out of character for me I will admit but idk being discreet isnt great for encouraging discussion. And plus boyah is the only place I confess my sins atm so feels good man

[Travis]

showre jerking is gross and the nut doesnt wash off in warm water anyway idk why ppl do it

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I mean yeah it happens sometimes and it's annoying but w/e live on the edge

I clean it so it's kinda w/e.

It is definitely out of character for me I will admit but idk being discreet isnt great for encouraging discussion. And plus boyah is the only place I confess my sins atm so feels good man

i wonder if lote would approve of his name being used in this manner

and i'm not complaining, vulgar depraved ypr is our favorite

If you're careful soap won't burn you, but if does get inside it hurts like a bitch.

so why even take the risk

showre jerking is gross and the nut doesnt wash off in warm water anyway idk why ppl do it

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Oh yeah and I'm super prude but I think farting in front of another person, even your significant other, is horribly uncouth and disgusting

at least we can both agree that this is absolutely vile

and if such behavior is frequent, it honestly qualifies as moderate spousal abuse

[YPrrrr]

showre jerking is gross and the nut doesnt wash off in warm water anyway idk why ppl do it

why would you jizz on yourself though

[Himu]

idk how to explain it but having my fingernails touch/snag on certain fabric/material is the WORST

also like every post in this thread jesus guys