Whomst among us is truly the biggest normie?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

let's reason this out

• i buy all my clothing from places like jc penney or kohl's


• i have a large, healthy, well-interconnected social network


• i have either an iphone or a samsung phone (http://www.businessinsider.com/samsung-galaxy-apple-iphone-premium-market-share-chart-2016-12)


• i'm 100% heterosexual


• i grew up in a traditional, non-denominational christian household, as is the true american way


• i even have a safe biblical name


• i have an approximately 9 to 5 schedule


• i'm an avid internet user, and spend large amounts of my time staring at a screen


• i live in the new york metropolitan area, the most well-adjusted normie metro area of all time


• like the majority of other americans who like to delude themselves into thinking they're lower-middle class, i'm actually more like middle-lower class

I honestly think I might be the biggest normie on Boyah.

[Daddy]

me

i bang bitches, am engaged, have a high ranking job

[Kalahari Inkantation]

me

i bang bitches, am engaged, have a high ranking job

statistically, neither the quantity of money you make, nor the quantity of banging partners you have, is normal

[Daddy]

me

i bang bitches, am engaged, have a high ranking job

statistically, neither the quantity of money you make, nor the quantity of banging partners you have, is normal

i'm chad

[YPrrrr]

We do have an awards category for this

me

i bang bitches, am engaged, have a high ranking job

Dats not enough

[Kalahari Inkantation]

We do have an awards category for this

that's true, but i want a more formal process for figuring this out than just random guessing

i've submitted my normie credentials

what are yours, boyah

[Mando Pandango]

one time i jacked off in a wendy's

[Daddy]

i know how to talk to peaopl

[YPrrrr]

Wait you think the new York metro area is the most normie??

Lol

[Thyme]

• i'm 100% heterosexual

another thing tec 'deludes himself into thinking'

[silvertone]

"like the majority of other americans who like to delude themselves into thinking they're lower-middle class, i'm actually more like middle-lower class"


heh yea thats what normies think. i mearn you probably are but lol.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Wait you think the new York metro area is the most normie??

Lol

Is there any metro area more normie than NY?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

• i gleefully partake in tw@ter-tier normie memes like whomst

[Mando Pandango]

I wouldn't call metro areas normie at all tbh

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I wouldn't call metro areas normie at all tbh

but like 80% of the country is urbanized

source: https://www.census.gov/geo/reference/ua/urban-rural-2010.html

that's the definition of normie lol