knowingly terrible dietary choices you regularly make

[Kalahari Inkantation]

• fast food about 3x a week

[Kalahari Inkantation]

• fruit juice

[YPrrrr]

At least fruit juice has vitamins despite being yeah full of sugar

I used to eat fast food almost every day because it was cheap but still tasted okay

[YPrrrr]

I will buy a loaf of baguette and eat the whole thing by myself in one day

Drink 3+ IPAs in a sitting and they're about 200+ calories each  >_<'

I never drink enough water/hydrating liquids RIP kidneys

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I never drink enough water/hydrating liquids RIP kidneys

i have been making a concentrated effort to change this lately

i've come to realize i've been underhydrated basically my entire life

now my face is no longer oily or dry unless i'm dehydrated

[Thyme]

things i put on my finger which i then lick:

• ketchup


• mayonnaise


• various other mayonnaise-like dressings


• mustard


• hot sauce


• peanut butter


• nutella


• jam


• caramel


• yogurt


• hummus


• egg salad


• chicken salad


• cheez whiz

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I will buy a loaf of baguette and eat the whole thing by myself in one day

Just... dry?

[Thyme]

things i put on my finger which i then lick:

• ketchup


• mayonnaise


• various other mayonnaise-like dressings


• mustard


• hot sauce


• peanut butter


• nutella


• jam


• caramel


• yogurt


• hummus


• egg salad


• chicken salad


• cheez whiz

i live alone btw
i'm not sure i would do this in the company of someone

[YPrrrr]

I will buy a loaf of baguette and eat the whole thing by myself in one day

Just... dry?

Yep.

Or I will make sandwiches out of it for lunch and dinner but especially when I was younger I would just chow down on the bread by itself - No butter, olive oil, or cheese just good bread 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

At least fruit juice has vitamins despite being yeah full of sugar

i dilute nearly all fruit juices by ~40% with water to trick myself into feeling better about it

otherwise, 12oz of apple juice has about as much sugar as a 12oz can of coke (39g)

grape juice has 54 GRAMS of sugar per 12oz, which is ~40% worse than coke

which is horrible because so many people operate under the assumption that fruit == healthy

[Thyme]

• i buy a chocolate bar literally every time i go to the grocery store, which is 2-3 times a week

[YPrrrr]

• i buy a chocolate bar literally every time i go to the grocery store, which is 2-3 times a week

I didn't eat candy very much at all for the longest time but now whenever I see a new item or something that is limited time I have to try it because my curiosity is marketing's bitch :'(

[Kalahari Inkantation]

• there is currently a box of tw*nkies on my kitchen table


• there is also a box of imitation girl scout cookies nearby

i neither purchased nor requested either of those but a few of them will certainly end up down my throat whether i want it or not

I would just chow down on the bread by itself - No butter, olive oil, or cheese just good bread 

this sounds like a great way to suffocate

[Thyme]

this sounds like a great way to suffocate

vvv

• peanut butter

it almost happened a few times
but it was with a spoon, not my finger

a big-enough spoonful can clog up the pipes rather threateningly

[Kalahari Inkantation]

peanut butter and bread may as well be a death sentence

it's why i almost never eat peanut butter and jelly, except in moments of pure desperation