fucking oreo, bich ass dog i hate him ok story time

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ok so yesterday lol umm i was feeling fatigue 2:30pm in the afternoon, and i just woke up from a short nap.  and i hear this person knocking @ my door and im rly reluctant at this point but w/e

and so i open the door bc she looked distraught and it was a visiting nurse

i told her "ok give me a sec"
"ok"

wtf i wasnt notified of this at all i thought my mom canceled

my dog jordan took a piss and i had to clean it and i wanted to clean a little and i wanted to make the place smell a bit better so yeah im just cleaning around so she doesnt think were barbarians or smth

AND this bitch ass dog we have that my sister bought to remedy the sadness of giving away a previous rabid dog that my niece loved- named oreo- i had to get him out of the way FAST and im really anxious at this point because im literally in a daze at the same time but i kno i gotta be in control of the situation since my father is just reallly bad off to even represent himself for the nurse.  so yea i take the dog out and i was gonna get the leach until..my mom came.  my mom just came from work and she's being a total bitch which i sometimes dont blame her.  but yeah shes furious that she came in bc she doesnt wanna deal with no one and im like ok mother i got this.  

so i leave the dog out, forgetting i had to get the leash.  so i go inside and lol..

well she starts knocking again

lol i took 300 secs im in debt of 299 secs

and well now we have her come inside, and we're talking about medical stuff

and then my mom comes in AND the fucking dog OREO comes running inside fast as shit.  and he passes me and then mires at the nurse's ass for a millisecond before biting her ass and i come in and grab the dog while she moans in pain.  At least I saw no blood.  

i drag this dog by the fucking collar and get the leash and tie him out, he's barking a shitload

and my mom says "that's why she shouldnt HAVE COME HERE I TOLD THEM COME ON MMONDAY NO WEEKENDS."  

at this point im concerned about a few things:

- is my mother going to be liable since it seems like she opened the door on purpose by saying "this is why you dont come here," or is she just saying that for lack of a better reason for the nurse not to come here and she just wants a reason to bitch at the nurse
- dog barking outside having neighbors bitch about us and feeling guilt
- the rubberband tying up my hair hurts
- how is the nurse's ass
- is the dog going to rip in the pound

so yeah my mom is shouting at me to leave the dog as is, unleashed and i say "no, we've seen what the dog can do, what the fuck are you thinking."  

the nurse is talking to her coworkers on the phone, saying she should go to the ER and then she says she'll go after assessing my father.  and then she asks us if he's gotten his shots.  my mom says yes.  though i don't answer because i truly do not know.  

but then what i think is going to be the most awkward assessment in history- we just decide to begin all the questions just to get this shit out of the way.  my mom goes outside to tend to the dog since she's concerned about the neighbors giving us shit.

first, i told her sorry like 9x.  and she said it was fine for now.  and when she'd see me with my hands on my face, she's telling me to calm down about it.  then, she asks me a lot about my father and I'm trying to be articulate regarding his medical history.  and then we finally just casually chat.  talking about careers, college, and just delving into my confusion overall for my future.  she actually gives me solid career advice and she is talking so calmly- something i and my family lack a lot of the time lol.  at this point im forgetting about the bite incident and very impressed by how she's taken the whole situation.  she talks about her family a bit, and i make small jokes here and there.  and she tells me that i'm still young.  I also try to explain the situation with my mother's irritation, and she completely understood.  

As I send her off- she tells me good luck with my future and to take care, and I say sorry again as she leaves.  

She was a saint.  

After that my mom tells me she shouldn't have come, blah blah blah.  

icing on the cake, one of the neighbors come out and say he's been barking the whole day (more like an hour, bich ass) and i tell him i'm truly sorry.  and i take the dog in.

I was actually anxious the whole rest of the day, but it lessened as time went by.

Though, I'm still nervous about what may happen regarding the bite.  I'm hoping nothing bad comes from the bite.  And that the police don't come knocking on our door, or that we have to pay some sort of fee- I don't know.  I know that one of those things has to happen- not truly sure though.  We're in a pretty tight situation for now- and this happening just makes my stress levels higher.

Later I asked my mom if she opened the door on purpose, because it seemed like it- and she said no- it was an accident.  Which I'm relieved for her to say.

My sister said she talked to her on the phone previously and that she seemed like a "white prick."  And I gave her my account- saying that she's more different.  Though we both agree that it was pretty tragic.  

but yeah lol yesterday was really awkward

i love my dog jordan- he's really tame with people, and did not chimp out while the nurse was at our home. 

the end

[Kalahari Inkantation]

- how is the nurse's ass

Well?

i mean no offense by this but your entire family seems wildly overemotional lol

that in and of itself causes and exacerbates conflict