potd: you americans and your shoes

[C.Mongler]

i mean i clean the table more regularly yeah but at the end of the day if eating a french fry off the floor is going to kill you, you have bigger shit to worry about than shoes in the house my friend lol

[Joice]

i'll buy you some pompompurin house slippers

[C.Mongler]

omg these are the most kawaii things i have ever seen 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

no because i am not a filthy animal

i have kawaii pompompurin house slippers that i love

it's truly horrifying, isn't it

i don't know how it became acceptable in america, and america alone, to do something as pointlessly dirty as wearing shoes indoors

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i'll buy you some pompompurin house slippers

someone fund this idea

everyone on boyah apparently could use a nice pair of fuzzy japanese house slippers

[Mando Pandango]

Why would you ever

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i like how all the respondees who indicated 'yes' are apparently too ashamed to vote 'yes' in the poll lol

[C.Mongler]

i'm just too lazy to vote for anything


and my answer isn't yes its "like maybe 1% of the time if i'm feeling lazy"


what are these binary options quit oppressing me

[Kalahari Inkantation]

well there really are only two responses to this particular question lol

'sometimes' is equivalent to 'yes' here

'sometimes' is certainly not a 'no'

if i had offered 'sometimes' as an option in the poll, everyone who wears shoes indoors would have voted 'sometimes' and not 'yes' in order to feel better about themselves

[C.Mongler]

it's like there's a difference between "sometimes" and "yes" or something, weird

like i've probably spent less than an hour or two collectively wearing my shoes in the thousands of hours i've spent in my domicile, but that's a flat "yes"? how does that make any sense lol

oops i forgot to grab my glasses from my desk as I was leaving and walked back over there with my shoes on, i guess i wear them literally all the time inside now

[C.Mongler]

also i'd consider foot sweat equally as fuckin nasty as whatever you're picking up on your shoes outside, so if you aint bathing your feet at the door smash that mother fuckin' yes yall

[YPrrrr]

Sometimes I think Tec will evolve to destroy humanity if the actions of the masses continue to defy logic and are instead based on feelings

[Kalahari Inkantation]

it's like there's a difference between "sometimes" and "yes" or something, weird

like i've probably spent less than an hour or two collectively wearing my shoes in the thousands of hours i've spent in my domicile, but that's a flat "yes"? how does that make any sense lol

oops i forgot to grab my glasses from my desk as I was leaving and walked back over there with my shoes on, i guess i wear them literally all the time inside now

the thing is, literally everyone who wears shoes indoors regularly could vote 'sometimes' and be technically correct because they presumably don't wear them to bed or to shower, at the very least (one would hope)

it's a yes or no question: do you wear shoes at home

yes and no have objective definitions

"sometimes" is subjective

[Kalahari Inkantation]

also i'd consider foot sweat equally as fuckin nasty as whatever you're picking up on your shoes outside, so if you aint bathing your feet at the door smash that mother fuckin' yes yall

1. socks

2. bathing

3. I actually have a door mat in front of my bedroom door.

no filth gets dragged into this room by me, otherwise my nice white carpet would have browned long ago

[YPrrrr]

Okay that doormat thing is a lil excessive there hombre