Food Pet Peeves

[strongbad]

just about anyone ordering coffee i have some kind of problem with

please elaborate, in what ways are we doing it all wrong

i wonder if those who behave as if sugary coffee-flavored milkshakes deserve to be called '''coffee''' set him off especially badly lol

[spoiler]

those are basically the only coffee-based beverages i like

but i recognize that they're not really coffee[/spoiler]

starbucks has ruined coffee menus, honestly. They change the name of actual beverages to whatever they please. like a caramel macchiato on their menus is more or less, a large iced latte with whipped cream and caramel drizzle on it, when an actual macchiato is a shot of espresso with a little dollop of foam on top of it.

I'll be honest, I drink plenty of starbucks now that I work close to one, but their menu is retarded, to say the least.

this definitely

also using short/tall/grande/vente to refer to the size they want instead of our 8/12/16oz
people who think they only like dark roasts but don't actually know what they mean

nothing actually major and i don't care if you are ordering a vanilla latte or whatever as long as you are pleasant but minor quirks can drain you after dealing with annoying customers for 8 hours

[Kalahari Inkantation]

nothing actually major and i don't care if you are ordering a vanilla latte or whatever as long as you are pleasant but minor quirks can drain you after dealing with annoying customers for 8 hours

do you work at a coffee shop lol

[YPrrrr]

nothing actually major and i don't care if you are ordering a vanilla latte or whatever as long as you are pleasant but minor quirks can drain you after dealing with annoying customers for 8 hours

do you work at a coffee shop lol

yes

[strongbad]

nothing actually major and i don't care if you are ordering a vanilla latte or whatever as long as you are pleasant but minor quirks can drain you after dealing with annoying customers for 8 hours

do you work at a coffee shop lol

Lol it'd be awesome if I had such strong opinions about coffee and didn't work at one

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i mean it kind of would lol

signed, a boyager who has strong opinions about things he's never dealt with irl

[Himu]

don't have to deal with it anymore, but in hawaii it isn't uncommon to see people eat mayonnaise with everything. like hot dogs, chili, even beef stew

[spoiler]the sight/smell of mayonnaise literally makes me gag[/spoiler]

also i'm one of the few people in the world who don't like cheese and when i ask for no cheese on something sometimes i'll get "WHY YOU'RE SO WEIRD THAT'S THE BEST PART" or they won't believe that i don't like cheese and think i'm just trying to cut calories

[Kalahari Inkantation]

no cheese

no mayonnaise

i can only imagine how dry whatever sandwiches you're eating are

[Hiro]

what cheese are you eatin that adds moisture to a sandwich
i actually like sriracha & mayo on hot dogs, though only if it's both together

also overly picky eaters are a huge pet peeve of mine

[YPrrrr]

don't have to deal with it anymore, but in hawaii it isn't uncommon to see people eat mayonnaise with everything. like hot dogs, chili, even beef stew

[spoiler]the sight/smell of mayonnaise literally makes me gag[/spoiler]

also i'm one of the few people in the world who don't like cheese and when i ask for no cheese on something sometimes i'll get "WHY YOU'RE SO WEIRD THAT'S THE BEST PART" or they won't believe that i don't like cheese and think i'm just trying to cut calories

You are my anti-mayonnaise soul sister

[Kalahari Inkantation]

what cheese are you eatin that adds moisture to a sandwich

what cheese are you eating that doesn't lol

common sandwich cheeses are like 30-50% water

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_matter#cite_ref-brown_3-1

[Hiro]

i suppose the cheese itself has moisture but i wouldn't say it contributes moistness to a sandwich overall like a spread would

[Himu]

no cheese

no mayonnaise

i can only imagine how dry whatever sandwiches you're eating are

no cheese

no mayonnaise

i can only imagine how dry whatever sandwiches you're eating are

well i weirdly don't mind provolone or mozarella, but i don't even eat sandwiches often anyway lol. but when i do usually use either dijon/honey mustard, hoagie/pepper spread, depends. i put sriracha in tuna sandwiches sometimes too

[YPrrrr]

i suppose the cheese itself has moisture but i wouldn't say it contributes moistness to a sandwich overall like a spread would

cheese is also usually salty so although it contains water it's more like salt water.

Meats and veggies also contribute water to a sandwich but Tec would still consider that a dry sandwich without mayo/cheese

[Kalahari Inkantation]

meat and veggies help of course, but it really depends on the type of sandwich tbh lol

well i weirdly don't mind provolone or mozarella, but i don't even eat sandwiches often anyway lol. but when i do usually use either dijon/honey mustard, hoagie/pepper spread, depends.

all fine choices

i put sriracha in tuna sandwiches sometimes too

though i'm not sure i could stomach this one lol

[Hiro]

i like cayenne pepper in tuna sandwiches