weirdest thing to happen to you to today

[YPrrrr]

It's fine i know you're just messing around

I'm just uncomfortable because I don't usually post sex stuff so I'm on edge and feeling guilty already shakingsillydood;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lol

i do genuinely find the irony of it all quite fascinating in a purely non-judgemental way

you'd be an ideal case study on christian sexual repression and guilty conscience

[Kalahari Inkantation]

invite her to boyah

[Mando Pandango]

well ypr never claimed to be a catholic priest

what

i... i thought that was the joke you were going for lol :'(

i guess i must not have understood the joke in your original comment if there is one

no, I was alluding to the fact that (supposedly) a lot of Christian girls will only do it in the pooper so they can stay """""""virgins""""""" until they're married.

[YPrrrr]

I try not to disclose much stuff I do with gina sexually because I know if she found out she'd kick my ass

yeah tbh i forgot hiro and david know my gf in real life so I hope that doesn't come back to bite me

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i... i thought that was the joke you were going for lol :'(

i guess i must not have understood the joke in your original comment if there is one

no, I was alluding to the fact that (supposedly) a lot of Christian girls will only do it in the pooper so they can stay """""""virgins""""""" until they're married.

color me a little bit skeptical because that sounds somewhat far-fetched

if there actually are people who do that, they must be exceedingly rare

...but on the other hand, it's totally in line with stereotypical religious logic

as in, to claim to adhere to a philosophy, only to go out of your way to find and fully exploit every single possible loophole within it

why do they do it

i can't be the only one who finds that sort of extremely ironic internal conflict fascinating in a human behavioral sense

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[spoiler]

also this thread has made me realize just how desperately i need a wholesome, traditional, conservative, god-fearing christian gf

it's time to go to back to church[/spoiler]

[YPrrrr]

I don't understand the anal thing either as (in Catholicism) sodomy is expressly forbidden as is any form of sex that does not lend itself to the possibility of procreation

Protestants are weird mang

[Kalahari Inkantation]

if i understand the logic (which i don't), it doesn't matter whether it actually is a loophole

it matters that they think it is

in fact, if such christian girls exist, they probably make a point to avoid reading the bible thoroughly at all lol

because they'd know that then the charade would be up

tfw no christian gf :'(

[rdl]

fuck protestants, theyre violent ppl

the bum stereotype tho is specifically catholic girls

[Kalahari Inkantation]

TFW NO CATHOLIC GF

i understand now

ypr, she's projecting with the pegging thing

she wants to take you down with her

[Mando Pandango]

is it still sodomy if it's not actual flesh penetrating the anus?

[YPrrrr]

is it still sodomy if it's not actual flesh penetrating the anus?

yes

Also condoms are also sinful because they preclude procreation

[Mando Pandango]

is it still sodomy if it's not actual flesh penetrating the anus?

yes

Also condoms are also sinful because they preclude procreation

well duh

[Kalahari Inkantation]

this thread is revealing