Unpopular Opinions: FOOD EDITION

[YPrrrr]

Mayonnaise and all related products like ranch are

do not be ashamed of our strong winged hussar heritage

http://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/11-countries-that-consume-the-most-mayonnaise-349914/?singlepage=1

don't disgrace my homeland with that bolshevik propaganda

Mayonnaise and all related products like ranch are

i'm on the edge of my seat

Steak is boring

have you had a properly cooked steak or

it's a piece of meat with a few seasonings

what's to get excited about? it's bland food unless it's like a super premium cut

[Mando Pandango]

answer the question

what do your steaks usually look like when you cut into them

[Hiro]

-mayonnaise is a sin. any condiment besides BBQ sauce and ketchup are sins

but you just named the two worst condiments
mustard, mayo, malt vinegar, and hot sauce are good

-i like spinach

is that controversial for anyone besides 6 year olds

- lettuce adds nothing of value to a sandwich
- pancakes are in fact highly overrated
- (children disagree) broccoli is a god tier vegetable

what about other vegetables on sandwiches? I usually find if there's not greens it's kinda samey and unsatisfying
agreed on pancakes as well as broccoli, that and asparagus are best veggies

[YPrrrr]

answer the question

what do your steaks usually look like when you cut into them

they vary

I order medium rare. I don't really make steak because I'm not really fond of it. I will admit my aversion is partially a result of my mom usually cooking them medium well which is chewy tough and gross.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i hate coffee and alcohol

coffee in its purest form is gross and it only becomes pleasant after being filled with sugar and ice to the point at which it becomes a mildly coffee-flavored milkshake

as for alcohol, randall said it best:



no need to pretend that an expensive wine is somehow less disgusting than diesel fuel

we all know we only drink it for the stupor

'liking' alcohol does not make one a '''refined''' ''''''adult''''''

[YPrrrr]

But I do like how beer and some wines taste

I don't think it necessarily makes one refined ofc but refinement just comes from having expensive things combined with personal grace

Idk how you'd confuse wine with diesel fuel. Cheap liquor, sure.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

-i do not like pancakes and maple syrup

pancakes and waffles tend to be dry, i agree

-the japanese make fast food way better than americans

incontrovertible truth; the japanese make everything better than the americans

-i like spinach

more of a fact than an opinion but i agree

-i like corned beef with rice even though it looks and smells like canned dog food

as for being good, i agree

as for looking like dog food, idc

[Kalahari Inkantation]

But I do like how beer and some wines taste

would you say it was an acquired taste

refinement just comes from having expensive things combined with personal grace

ie, mere pretense

[spoiler]

truth be told, i might just be bitter and jealous about not being a '''refined''' ''''''adult'''''' with '''refined''' ''''''adult'''''' tastes[/spoiler]

[Hiro]

whiskey tastes okay but most hard liquor is gross
beer is pretty shitty but there's a few that i like anyways
wine can actually be good
cider is where it's at man

[YPrrrr]

But I do like how beer and some wines taste

would you say it was an acquired taste

refinement just comes from having expensive things combined with personal grace

ie, mere pretense

[spoiler]

truth be told, i might just be bitter and jealous about not being a '''refined''' ''''''adult'''''' with '''refined''' ''''''adult'''''' tastes[/spoiler]

Maybe but I'd say it's more an exploratory taste. Obv. there are a lot of types of wines and beers I feel as though there's one out there for everyone. I mean you can get beer that tastes like wheat, like hops, like malt, like fruit, like coffee,
chocolate, whatever. Wine has so many varieties from sweet to tart to dry. Idk. It is fun how wines made with the same ingredients can taste much different just based on where they were grown in the world

tbh it's all just confidence. A guy that just smiles and waves that he doesnt drink should be respected and then if anyone pushes it on them they're the immature ones

-the japanese make fast food way better than americans

Tec dont do dis

[rdl]

yeah for sure a sandwich must have vegetables, but lettuce is a total waste of time

i like raw spinach leaves, think cooked spinach is gross

[YPrrrr]

I do agree with that, I will seek spinach instead of lettuce for anything. Spinach is very good for you; lettuce has no real nutritional value (iceberg esp). I don't mind lettuce on sandwiches though it does add texture even if nothing else

[Kalahari Inkantation]

- lettuce adds nothing of value to a sandwich

fun fact: this is, in fact, a Fact™: lettuce (especially iceberg) is perhaps the most nutritionally worthless of the vegetables common to american households

in fact, that fact and this fact:

-i like spinach

can be combined quite nicely to provide a fine solution to the lettuce menace: simply replace all instances of lettuce in one's diet with spinach

it's the simplest instant nutrient and flavor upgrade one could ask for

edit: i see we're pretty much all in agreement here lol

[rdl]

lettuce is like literally going outside, grabbing a fistful of dried leaves and putting it in your sandwich

why

[Kalahari Inkantation]

- pancakes are in fact highly overrated

truths

- most dishes taste 10 times better without any or very little salt

factually incorrect:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK50958/

- alcohol is a fucking joke and im embarrassed i fell for it. the coolest thing about alcohol is how it looks on a shelf.

truths

i will still inevitably drink myself into a stupor one day, but i will hate every second of it

- (children disagree) broccoli is a god tier vegetable

nutritionally speaking, a fact

culinarily speaking, very much agreed

- mayo is pretty good but mostly unnecessary

but bread is so dry in its natural state

butter or mayonnaise are necessary to reduce the natural choking hazard when eating a sandwich