Re: millenials be like

[Kalahari Inkantation]

millennials be like:

• return home from miserable daily dead-end grind, again having deliberately avoided direct human contact to the absolute best of your ability


• change into pajamas


• slink into cool dark basement or bedroom of shitty messy apartment, clothing and dishes randomly strewn about


• turn on computer


• cycle through the same dozen chrome tabs of various subjects, expending no more than 15 seconds on each tab before moving on to the next


• finally close one tab, three months after first opening it


• open ten more in the meantime


• get bored, try to watch a movie or play a video game


• find self underengaged, or feeling too guilty and worthless to continue (video games are for losers)


• return to computer desk and pointlessly flip through tabs, or just sit and stare blankly, while accomplishing absolutely nothing


• repeat until 4am


• regretfully retire to bed having tried your darndest to delay the start of the next day


• repeat cycle from beginning ad nauseam into 30s and beyond

[YPrrrr]

Tec get out of my life you fuck

[C.Mongler]

• masturbate

[rdl]

• masturbate

not every day though

[Kalahari Inkantation]

• eventually stumble into an online community of somewhat like-minded individuals


• take solace in knowing that there are others remotely comparable to you throughout the globe, and therefore your experience must be normal


• mostly just lurk with superficial participation because you couldn't possibly have anything worthwhile to add


• read a funny comment, or see a funny video, etc.


• mentally acknowledge it as 'funny' but never truly laugh


• find self unconsciously consumed by nihilistic and fatalistic thoughts

[C.Mongler]

• smoke a weed


• play mario kart

[Thyme]

• find self underengaged, or feeling too guilty and worthless to continue (video games are for losers)

fuck this line of thinking tbh
you're resting from your miserable daily dead-end grind
rest how the fuck you want

[Kalahari Inkantation]

• try to convince self that occasional leisurely activity isn't inherently wrong, you can play a video game now and then if you want


• anxiety about how you could be spending that unproductive time elevating yourself out of the daily dead-end grind you so despise looms in the back of your mind


• even if ultimately you decide ' it' and hop onto overwatch, aforementioned anxiety prevents you from enjoying it to the fullest

[Kalahari Inkantation]

• find self underengaged, or feeling too guilty and worthless to continue (video games are for losers)

fuck this line of thinking tbh
you're resting from your miserable daily dead-end grind
rest how the fuck you want

• 
  Yeah but I'm somewhat concerned with personal legacy so that doesn't work for me long term
  

[Kalahari Inkantation]

• masturbate

only a millennial degenerate would so casually admit to such a vice as masturbation

[Kalahari Inkantation]

http://www.herballove.com/case-studies/rise-internet-porn-and-fall-millennial-penis

http://www.mensjournal.com/health-fitness/health/too-much-porn-causes-erectile-dysfunction-20130821

serves you people right

[Kalahari Inkantation]

• look and walk and dress pretty much exactly like this:
  
  

[Thyme]

you can tell a self-conscious non-normie (abnormie?) made this because normies aren't sociopathic enough to notice these, at least with this much detail

slouching and looking down are common "shy guy" tropes, but the other things are just too specific*

[spoiler=*]for normies to notice, because as someone who does 90% of those i can say they are spot-on[/spoiler]

[Travis]

"hair overreacting to wind" is bizarrely spot on

[don't let's]

• turn on computer


• cycle through the same dozen chrome tabs of various subjects,
  
• ...three months after first opening it


• open ten more in the meantime

Wow, pleb tier