fidget spinners club

[C.Mongler]

yeah but she's only gonna get a couple spins bro, this shit is gonna get HUNDREDS

[Kalahari Inkantation]

couldn't you in theory get way more spins out of female spinners because they have low refractory periods

[don't let's]

just let me get my bearings

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Fidget Sinners

[Hiro]

I saw my sister the other day and she had a fidget spinner so i played with it a little
they're okay I guess but not something I'd even spend $5 on

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Fidget Sinners

One of the nation's most respected physicists has warned that fidget spinners â€" a fad device popular with students â€" could have a harmful effect on the Earth's center of gravity.

In a research paper published in a leading scientific journal, Professor Michael Taylor of Denver, Colorado has outlined his findings that suggest the exponential growth of fidget spinners could theoretically throw the Earth’s centre of gravity out of alignment.

Professor Taylor outlined how a cascade of fidget spinners, rotating in the same direction, could impact the rotation of the Earth.

"Gravitational pull is an invisible force that causes massive objects to pull other objects towards them. For example, when a person jumps up in the air, it is the Earth's gravitational pull that causes them to return to the ground. In the case of fidget spinners, if enough of them are rotating in unison, they have the potential to create enough gravitational pull to effect the orbit of the planet."

Assuming enough of the toys were spinning at the same time, Professor Taylor hypothesized that the impact could be devastating. "Many people may not realize this, but that Earth's center of gravity is not as stable as you may think. A harmonized cascade of these fidget spinners, aligned in the direction of their spin, could be enough to modify the planet's center of gravity to the point that we deviate from our normal orbit."

[C.Mongler]

so if we all spun at the same time in the same direction we could hurl the earth into the sun???

dank

[Kalahari Inkantation]

let's try it

[Hiro]

what about the spinning wheels on cars does that do nothing

[C.Mongler]

c u cunts in the oval office

[Daddy]

This is an autistic meme even when used ironically.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

barron should be a boyager

[Kalahari Inkantation]

This is an autistic meme even when used ironically.

I've got aspergers. For people like me, fidget cubes, spinners, etc. are VERY helpful to us when we're stimming.

When I heard about the fidget spinner, I was pretty excited. A silent, subtle fidget toy that doesn't make you look retarded? Sign me up!

Queue neurotypicals turning it into yet another stupid trend. Now I can't get one without looking like a moron. Now people are spinning it on their heads, putting razor blades on it, etc. And reasonably, the Boyah admins and similar authority figures are now taking them away.

It pisses me off. I don't give a shit if a neurotypical uses them, it's not my job to police people - but I was under the impression that they were supposed to help people be less autistic, not help people be more autistic.

Why did normies have to ruin fidget spinners?

[C.Mongler]

i fuckin love spinnin my spinner i tell u what

[Mando Pandango]

i have a fidget cube and one of the buttons got stuck and it's literally worthless now