Grapefruit

[ME##]

God should wipe out the grapefruit and give me engorged oranges the size of them so I can make an entire glass of OJ from one. #juiced

[Hiro]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U

[famy]

grapefruit is the worst fucking thing on this earth



it only exists so god can chill up in heaven and be like "hah guys look at this shit he's REALLY eating it omg lmfao" whenever someone cracks one open

not as bad as durian but pretty close

[YPrrrr]

God should wipe out the grapefruit and give me engorged oranges the size of them so I can make an entire glass of OJ from one. #juiced

I've slowly come to the conclusion that oranges are overhyped and beat out by almost every single one of their relatives like clementines, tangerines, and mandarins

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

God should wipe out the grapefruit and give me engorged oranges the size of them so I can make an entire glass of OJ from one. #juiced

9;ve slowly come to the conclusion that oranges are overhyped and beat out by almost every single one of their relatives like clementines, tangerines, and mandarins

fuck u

[YPrrrr]

God should wipe out the grapefruit and give me engorged oranges the size of them so I can make an entire glass of OJ from one. #juiced

9;ve slowly come to the conclusion that oranges are overhyped and beat out by almost every single one of their relatives like clementines, tangerines, and mandarins

u

2muchrind

[ME##]

God should wipe out the grapefruit and give me engorged oranges the size of them so I can make an entire glass of OJ from one. #juiced

9;ve slowly come to the conclusion that oranges are overhyped and beat out by almost every single one of their relatives like clementines, tangerines, and mandarins

u

hrind

i think you're confusing ur precious grapeshit with the wholesomeness of oranges

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i'll get back to you should i ever try squirt (which i've never even heard of tbh) but i'm not putting any stock in it

#39;ve never seen Squirt???

[spoiler][/spoiler]

(you'd probably hate it tbh it's way more grapefruity than fresca)

i don't recall ever seeing this either

now i NEED to try it

[Mando Pandango]

i've probably posted in this thread in the past but i'm here here to say that grapefruit fuckin sucks

[Kalahari Inkantation]

also,

it only exists so god can chill up in heaven and be like "hah guys look at this shit he's REALLY eating it omg lmfao" whenever someone cracks one open

this sounds like honeydew

tbf this also applies to honeydew; god is quite the class clown he made many joke memefruits

wat

i get why grapefruit might be divisive but honeydew is so mild and inoffensive

do we even have the same fruit in mind

[Hiro]

squirt and fresca are great

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

squart

[YPrrrr]

God should wipe out the grapefruit and give me engorged oranges the size of them so I can make an entire glass of OJ from one. #juiced

9;ve slowly come to the conclusion that oranges are overhyped and beat out by almost every single one of their relatives like clementines, tangerines, and mandarins

u

hrind

nk you're confusing ur precious grapeshit with the wholesomeness of oranges

Navel oranges may as well be grapefruits with that thick ass skin yes

[YPrrrr]

also,

it only exists so god can chill up in heaven and be like "hah guys look at this shit he's REALLY eating it omg lmfao" whenever someone cracks one open

this sounds like honeydew

tbf this also applies to honeydew; god is quite the class clown he made many joke memefruits

wat

i get why grapefruit might be divisive but honeydew is so mild and inoffensive

do we even have the same fruit in mind

s somewhat mild but it is very offensive an it RUINS fruit salad by making everything else in the fruit salad taste like melon. Same with cantaloupe. Fuck them both

References to divisiveness:

https://www.thekitchn.com/why-do-americans-hate-honeydews-and-why-i-love-them-anyway-234047

https://www.buzzfeed.com/kirstenking/this-fruit-is-garbage

https://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/03/upshot/that-honeydew-melon-looks-good-but-does-anyone-eat-it.html

https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/honeydew-obviously-worst-fruit

https://www.theodysseyonline.com/cantaloupe-honey-due-worst-fruits

[Kalahari Inkantation]

God should wipe out the grapefruit and give me engorged oranges the size of them so I can make an entire glass of OJ from one. #juiced

9;ve slowly come to the conclusion that oranges are overhyped and beat out by almost every single one of their relatives like clementines, tangerines, and mandarins

i think i agree for the most part, but

Navel oranges may as well be grapefruits with that thick ass skin yes

those are probably the best orangesque citrus fruit, at least of the ones i've tried

• seedless
• flavorful
• easy to peel precisely because of the thicc rind
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they're significantly better than mandarins/clementines/tangerines, which in turn are better than generic seeded oranges