i just officiated a wedding

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

ama

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

also i'll officiate any weddings as long as i get three hots and a cot

[YPrrrr]

Don't you need some sort of licensing for that?

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

you need to be an ordained minister (which i am)

[Samus Aran]

i feel like you've never told us that you are

[Daddy]

please tell me you are ordained by the church of doodthing

[Hiro]

i am not at all surprised

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

please tell me you are ordained by the church of doodthing

i am ordained in the Universal Life Church

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i am not at all surprised

im gonna marry u and ur girlfriend while u sleep

[YPrrrr]

i am not at all surprised

how are you not surprised someone on boyah is an ordained minister??

[Travis]

i am not at all surprised

how are you not surprised someone on boyah is an ordained minister??

notsid is more than just a person on boyah

[YPrrrr]

i am not at all surprised

how are you not surprised someone on boyah is an ordained minister??

notsid is more than just a person on boyah

we all are

[Samus Aran]

i'm not

[C.Mongler]

im gonna book u in like 3 years corey clear yoru calendar

[??????]

hmmmm makes a lot of sense