godbless starbucks

[Daddy]

>go to starbucks
>open connect to wifi
>open work vpn
>FINALLY USABLE INTERNET

[ME##]

>buy a drink
>buy a breakfast sandwich
>buy a bakery item
>get 100 points in Starbucks rewards


God bless this magical institution tbf

[C.Mongler]

>drink starbugs
>die

[strongbad]

>drink starbugs
>die

[Daddy]

ur both cuck

[C.Mongler]

sorry i just like REAL coffee not dirt water in a class with a $2.50 croissant

[Daddy]

sorry i just like REAL coffee not dirt water in a class with a $2.50 croissant

>implying there is REAL coffee with good wifi in china

[C.Mongler]

dont they have coffee slaves there

[Daddy]

no china has everything but slaves and crime

[The artist formally known]

no china has everything but slaves and crime

no crime that's amazing how do the Chinese do it?

[Daddy]

oppression of various races and secret prisons

[C.Mongler]

its all the controlling chemicals they put in the smog its like chem trails but theres just so much of it

[Daddy]

Today I learned that Beijing has an official government office that controls the weather though it seems they only really do so to fight droughts, avoid dust storms, fight fires, and stop it from raining during the Olympics.

[C.Mongler]

damn we should get that here

[Daddy]

im bring it to boston