wanna see a dirty dog dick?

[C.Mongler]

what the fuck is wrong with you why did you click this if you clicked you MUST give an explanation 

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

the internet has conditioned me to open things that i do not want to open

[C.Mongler]

thats how i felt about the asshole gif

[FAMY2]

Because things are never as they seem.

[Socks]

Because things are never as they seem.

lol that's what i always tell the cops 

[ME##]

Because I thought the title was meant to have a misleading cutoff on the board index

[FAMY2]

Because things are never as they seem.

lol that's what i always tell the cops 

Does it work?   

[Socks]

Because things are never as they seem.

lol that's what i always tell the cops 

Does it work?   

sometimes but i am good at lying/setting the stage/illusions and so have wiggled my way out of major jams before with the cops.

if you only knew my stories! haha

[Travis]

DAE not click?

[C.Mongler]

i wonder if this post is banned in china? probably not, those sick mother fuckers

[FAMY2]

Because things are never as they seem.

lol that's what i always tell the cops 

Does it work?   

sometimes but i am good at lying/setting the stage/illusions and so have wiggled my way out of major jams before with the cops.

if you only knew my stories! haha

So far I've been lucky. I look too innocent.

[Socks]

same.

when am i going to see a picture tho? 
literally the saddest thing if i think about it.
that i don't know what you look like.

also what kind of stuff have you been up to that requires getting lucky with the cops missy? 

[FAMY2]

same.

when am i going to see a picture tho? 
literally the saddest thing if i think about it.
that i don't know what you look like.

also what kind of stuff have you been up to that requires getting lucky with the cops missy? 

Publicly intoxicated, (big no no where I live) and more being with the wrong people at the wrong place at the wrong time.

[C.Mongler]

bump

[Mando Pandango]

you didn't say there would be one. you asked if i wanted to see one. i just wanted to come in here and tell you my answer is no.