guys im going to china in 2 dayz

[Daddy]

fuck u all

[C.Mongler]

bring me some egg rolls bitch ha ha ha

[spoiler]but seriously you should probably just stay there tbh[/spoiler]

[YPrrrr]

Just move to LA already. It'll cut your commute and you'll have an even higher pct of azns

[Socks]

can you please go find a government site or military base or shipyard and take pictures and shit so the chinese can get paranoid and arrest you on their BS “state secret” charges and then you demand US consulate support and claim you are a tourist and were simply taking landscaping photos and you can start an international incident right off the bat for TRUMP.

please do this, they will eventually release you this is not north korea so you should be fine.

[C.Mongler]

can you please go find a government site or military base or shipyard and take pictures and shit so the chinese can get paranoid and arrest you on their BS “state secret” charges and then you demand US consulate support and claim you are a tourist and were simply taking landscaping photos and you can start an international incident right off the bat for TRUMP.

please do this, they will eventually release you this is not north korea so you should be fine.

lol i'm all for this plan actually

[YPrrrr]

How boyah all got drafted

[rdl]

jyna

*hand gesture*

[Daddy]

trump is a cuck

[Socks]

trump is a cuck

yes so put him on the spot DO IT bro, and tell you chinese captors that you love to slay asian bitches until the SEALS rescue you when WWIII starts.

[FAMY2]

I think Socks wants you to be a hero JMV. 

[strongbad]

Have fun with a new cultural experience JMV

[Socks]

I think Socks wants you to be a hero JMV. 

hero martyer what's the difference :P

[C.Mongler]

trump is a cuck

yes so put him on the spot DO IT bro, and tell you chinese captors that you love to slay asian bitches until the SEALS rescue you when WWIII starts.

and tell em chinese dota is over it's about NA dota now


and bring me back some egg rolls heh

[ME##]

Just move to LA already. It'll cut your commute and you'll have an even higher pct of azns

vancouver or sf would be better if what he wants is to be surrounded by Asians

[rdl]

i dont like asians because they dont like me. with the rare exceptions. regular asian girls think im an asshole. i dont know why they think that.

china is destined to become a european country. or maybe its the other way around.