i fucking hate it when...

[Socks]

the left lane (aka the fast aka the speed lane) is open as far as the eye can see and just as i am about to fly down the road one of the two SLOW FUCKS from the right lane decides FOR NO APPARENT FUCKING REASON to suddenly jump into the left lane and CONTINUE driving at the SAME speed that they were driving at in the right lane. now this fucktard and his other fucktart buddy still in the right lane decide they are going to drive PARALLEL to each other at the exact SAME fucking speed and COMPLETELY BLOCK the entire road WITHOUT any fucking REGARD for any one else.
it is one of the WORST fucking driving violations on earth and it drives me into an instant rage every single time it happens. like if you are going to fucking drive the same fucking speed that you were driving at on the right and it is not for passing or turning/exiting reasons then stay on the fucking right! i literally want to kill these people who are such complete and utter morons as to do this. i would NEVER commit such a HEINOUS CRIME, being that i am a competent aggressive and supremely aware driver.  

name some things that when they happen send you into an instant rage.

[squirrelfriend]

https://www.aaafoundation.org/sites/default/files/RoadRageBrochure.pdf
here's a helpful pamphlet

[Socks]

no thanks i prefer visibly screaming and angrily gesturing to the incompetent fuck in front of me as closely as i can from behind them until they yield or are run off the road an die a violent fiery death along with their stupid genes.

[YPrrrr]

Sounds like fucking Maryland drivers they should all be shot

[famy]

idk what even goes on on roads here I just try not to die

[rdl]

i have an irrational hatred of people who merge on to the freeway and don't immediately get in the lane, they decide to hang on the shoulder for a bit until the car in front of them stops then they pull in line. pieces of shit need to get in the goddamn lane.

[strongbad]

idk what even goes on on roads here I just try not to die

im counting down the days until i am done teaching and every morning in my head i am like "ok today i definitely dont want my motorbike driver to get in an accident" lol

[C.Mongler]

Sounds like fucking Maryland drivers they should all be shot

tru


also what u described socks is literally illegal but pigs do fuck all to enforce it, they got black guys to shoot