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[Himu]

I got this in my e-mail.  It's sexist.

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

! The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT



I've got a mean Auntie.

[Himu]

Lawlz hacked me.

[ncba93ivyase]

I'M OFFENDED BY THIS MESSAGE.

WE ALL KNOW WOMEN CAN DO NOTHING BUT COOK AND HAVE SEX.

[Tomboh]

wate a second...

y did u get it in the first place? the bottom says send it to a smart person.

[Himu]

I'M OFFENDED BY THIS MESSAGE.

WE ALL KNOW WOMEN CAN DO NOTHING BUT COOK AND HAVE SEX.

I got in my E-mail.  I dont like sexist jokes.  Even if it's men.

wate a second...

y did u get it in the first place? the bottom says send it to a smart person.

Exactly.

[Tomboh]

wate a second...

y did u get it in the first place? the bottom says send it to a smart person.

hurr;

Ban for single smiley post.

[Placebo Headwound]

I'M OFFENDED BY THIS MESSAGE.

WE ALL KNOW WOMEN CAN DO NOTHING BUT COOK AND HAVE SEX.

WHAT ABOUT CLEANING?

[ncba93ivyase]

I'M OFFENDED BY THIS MESSAGE.

WE ALL KNOW WOMEN CAN DO NOTHING BUT COOK AND HAVE SEX.

WHAT ABOUT CLEANING?

WHO CARES ABOUT BEING CLEAN? NOT  A MANLY MAN.

[Daddy]

What the fuck are you doing online? Get your ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

[Himu]

I'M OFFENDED BY THIS MESSAGE.

WE ALL KNOW WOMEN CAN DO NOTHING BUT COOK AND HAVE SEX.

WHAT ABOUT CLEANING?

WHO CARES ABOUT BEING CLEAN? NOT  A MANLY MAN.

Thats my Lawlz.

What the fuck are you doing online? Get your ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Sorry, Yes sir.

[V]

I'M OFFENDED BY THIS MESSAGE.

WE ALL KNOW WOMEN CAN DO NOTHING BUT COOK AND HAVE SEX.

I AGREE 100% WITH THIS STATEMENT.

[Buffy]

hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

ha

[C.Mongler]

Durr hurr hurr

[FAMY2]

I'M OFFENDED BY THIS MESSAGE.

WE ALL KNOW WOMEN CAN DO NOTHING BUT COOK AND HAVE SEX.

WHAT ABOUT CLEANING?

WHO CARES ABOUT BEING CLEAN? NOT  A MANLY MAN.

Thank god we can have male babies. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Smart women? I LOL'd.