JMV support thread

[FAMY2]

 Hope he is ok. Troubling times.

[strongbad]

ya

he'll be okay

if things dont work out don't worry there are very desperate azn females in thailand waiting 4 u

[FAMY2]

Maybe Famy can scope out a nice one for him. 

[silvertone]

:turns up REM:
:teleports out of thread:

[squirrelfriend]

:turns up REM:
:teleports out of thread:

EVERYBODY HURTSSSS

[C.Mongler]

Come to DC Jim I will show you a gay ole time

[Daddy]

>tfw I disappeared for over 3 days after a break up and this is the only mention of it

[Daddy]

also i ran off with some girl and stayed at her parent's house in the middle of nowhere all weekend

[strongbad]

>tfw I disappeared for over 3 days after a break up and this is the only mention of it

dont worry there were plenty of pms circulating about you

[famy]

Maybe Famy can scope out a nice one for him. 

no theyre all mine

[Daddy]

>tfw I disappeared for over 3 days after a break up and this is the only mention of it

dont worry there were plenty of pms circulating about you

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[FAMY2]

>tfw I disappeared for over 3 days after a break up and this is the only mention of it

I hope it helped. 

[Daddy]

ty raebae

[FAMY2]

But I was worried. lol