im a day late but happy straifht pride day unironically (it's a serious post)

[6M69I69B9]

bc we know all of u are str8 whyatto malesos

like ok maybe u guys dont face a lot of shiet except from gay ass communities and transgender folkos

buto umm w/e man idc

how many times have u guys been told, "hey man i know ur str8, but ummm if ur ever gonna breed umm well thanks ok."  like who even bred LGBT FOLKS??  STRAIGHT PPL (or surrogates but fk it i dont got time for specifc shit)

and the HATE is so unnecessary like str8 pride doesn't even affect us

like the lgbtbbq kno that u cant even change ur sexual orientation born w/ it so it's not even their fault faggots.  if they wanna eat pussy for breakfast w/e and breed kiddos fine by me.  as long as u guys take care of ur offspring.

[squirrelfriend]

As soon as there is a vanilla pudding pride day, I will be absolutely satisfied

[don't let's]

I saw some people on tumblr making fun of people on Twitter who were outraged over a hashtag about straight pride day or something

[squirrelfriend]

because straight pride day was a gay comedy staple

[squirrelfriend]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_pride
more info

[strongbad]

bein str8 is so gr8 pls dont h8

[squirrelfriend]

see the social conservative argument against gay visibility is like:
WE NEVER HAVE STRAIGHT PRIDE PARADES. GET YOUR FAGGOTRY OUT OF MY FACE.

Never mind incidents as the one in Orlando that remind us of the heterosexual dominion we live in.
That's why no self respecting gay man would support something as incredulous as a straight pride parade.

[strongbad]

i think it's all fine and it's just tumbler and twitter that likes to pretend that it's an issue that doesnt exist

[squirrelfriend]

it predates the internet

[squirrelfriend]

mummers parade is practically straight pride anyhow

[YPrrrr]

Who cares

People need to stop sucking their own dicks out in public

[squirrelfriend]

Yes straight people need to stop having sex on the beach

[YPrrrr]

Yes straight people need to stop having sex on the beach

everyone should who wants sand in their orifices

Also it's illegal lol

[squirrelfriend]

yeah I'm very much anti-public sex lol

[C.Mongler]

isnt the macys day thanksgiving parade a straight pride parade

it's got garfield for fuck's sake