Let it be known, Boyah...

[Classic]

That a David Smith, whom you so affectionately call "ME##", had a once in a lifetime opportunity to take a SMALL detour (of only 5 hours) to come see me, your darling little fat ass. 

We spoke of it. He said he would let me know

No word. No answer. Just silence and a "message read" notification.
The right-wing and left-wing media will spin this tale to their bidding but BEHOLD THE TRUTH, IN DOODTHING'S HOLY NAME. I have the true word.

David chose bro's before ho's.

Enjoy Arizona, David. 

[strongbad]

..damn

[6M69I69B9]

wow

ur bogus iowa david

[YPrrrr]

Oh yay ME## caught on


When I was driving through Iowa when I got to Des Moines his mom SUDDENLY needed him to do something so we couldnt meet up as planned. BUT THEN miraculously he escaped for a little bit to a nearby McDonalds to say hi

Maybe he was shy/tired of driving

[FAMY2]

David's last name is Smith?   

[Daddy]

is he your son rae

[ME##]

Let it be known my car would have hated Dallas more than it hated ABQ and Holbrock

[YPrrrr]

Let it be known my car would have hated Dallas more than it hated ABQ and Holbrock

oh yeah

Is she still running?

[ME##]

Let it be known my car would have hated Dallas more than it hated ABQ and Holbrock

oh yeah

Is she still running?

not sure yet about to go shopping since I need a shower curtain lmao

[ME##]

She started up like a champ thank you America fo making reliable cars

[squirrelfriend]

i would have just scheduled a pickup at walmart because their stores are so dusty
I might have to wear a dust mask lmfao

[ME##]

i would have just scheduled a pickup at walmart because their stores are so dusty
I might have to wear a dust mask lmfao

how the fuck did you know I went to Walmart

[squirrelfriend]

idk walmart is usually cheaper and would be the first place i'd go for starter curtains until i decide if i want to stay somewhere

[Daddy]

Don't go to walmart ever

[squirrelfriend]

Don't go to walmart ever

walmart gives money to china though!