weird observation thread

[silvertone]

strange things you have sensed recently?

one: when wearing my headphones and scratch my nose it's really loud.

[Travis]

whenever i wish for something to happen it will always come true

[ME##]

California is an amazing place

[Daddy]

life is pathetic 

[Socks]

i have a silver car and birds love to shit on it. like i've been doing 40 on the road and a fucking bird shit bombed my car. they love the fucking color silver it makes their assholes open up and their heart beat for pooping. car in front of me nothing, cart behind me nothing, car to either side, nothing, my car, shit bombed.
if i park anywhere within 50 feet of a pole, wire or tree i can expect my car to be covered in bird shit the next morning.

[ME##]

i have a silver car and birds love to shit on it. like i've been doing 40 on the road and a fucking bird shit bombed my car. they love the fucking color silver it makes their assholes open up and their heart beat for pooping. car in front of me nothing, cart behind me nothing, car to either side, nothing, my car, shit bombed.
if i park anywhere within 50 feet of a pole, wire or tree i can expect my car to be covered in bird shit the next morning.

my car is black and i wind up with bird shit on it all of the time even though i purposefully don't park by the trees or light poles at work

c'est la vie

[strongbad]

life is pathetic 

that took you a while

i realized that i like swimming which doesnt sound weird but i never really liked swimming even after doing it for 8 years

[??????]

i sensed descartes conception of self infected the western world and trapped them in self consciousness

[Joice]

if u looked at earth from 65 million light years away u would see dinosaurs

[Snowy]

life is pathetic 

[strongbad]

if u looked at earth from 65 million light years away u would see dinosaurs

bullshit

[YPrrrr]

I always think of weird observations but as soon as you ask me to name them I go blank

California is an amazing place

i'm glad Saturday didn't ruin it for you

But don't the politics?

if u looked at earth from 65 million light years away u would see dinosaurs

bullshit

It's true, some of the stars we see in the sky are already dead

It all has to do with how light travels

[silvertone]

no they'd probably see clouds lol. not dinosaurs

[YPrrrr]

no they'd probably see clouds lol. not dinosaurs

don't ruin my dreams

[strongbad]

I always think of weird observations but as soon as you ask me to name them I go blank

California is an amazing place

i'm glad Saturday didn't ruin it for you

But don't the politics?

if u looked at earth from 65 million light years away u would see dinosaurs

bullshit

It's true, some of the stars we see in the sky are already dead

It all has to do with how light travels

no way dude