Dear Diary, I think my aunt is more of a Felt than I could ever be.

[Daddy]

you should start a rumor that her husband is gay

[Travis]

i know what ur aunt felt

she felt my dick OWNED

boom

[squirrelfriend]

she felt his manhood rising into a pulsating frenzy

[squirrelfriend]

you should start a rumor that her husband is gay

she's in an unhappy marriage apparently idk from what i've gathered but like i think i should just let her self-destruct tbh and i'll just record anything she says on my voicemail or with my google voice number

just let her ugliness show itself

[FAMY2]

Is her marriage unhappy cause her husband is gay? Maybe that is why she treats you bad.

[Daddy]

you should start a rumor that her husband is gay

she's in an unhappy marriage apparently idk from what i've gathered but like i think i should just let her self-destruct tbh and i'll just record anything she says on my voicemail or with my google voice number

just let her ugliness show itself

is va a 2 party consent state

dont want a felony

[squirrelfriend]

you should start a rumor that her husband is gay

she's in an unhappy marriage apparently idk from what i've gathered but like i think i should just let her self-destruct tbh and i'll just record anything she says on my voicemail or with my google voice number

just let her ugliness show itself

is va a 2 party consent state

dont want a felony

aunt calls a number that forwards via a california redirect to a virginia number
so like it's three party

[squirrelfriend]

also virginia isn't nice

[Ezloﺕ]

[Daddy]

you should start a rumor that her husband is gay

she's in an unhappy marriage apparently idk from what i've gathered but like i think i should just let her self-destruct tbh and i'll just record anything she says on my voicemail or with my google voice number

just let her ugliness show itself

is va a 2 party consent state

dont want a felony

aunt calls a number that forwards via a california redirect to a virginia number
so like it's three party

federal law defaults to two party if either state is a two party state


not being a dick

dont want you to do something illegal lol

[silvertone]

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

[silvertone]

Felt: h

[squirrelfriend]

Felt: Where every post is about himself, even when he's trying to buy himself.

sorry i believe in narrative-driven shitposts and that's a gross mischaracterization