POTD: Would you wear these boots?

[silvertone]

So a woman you're interested in offers you her favorite boot, which she happens to have two of, and these boots are actually for men, but she's into cross dressing which is why she owns them. They fit you perfectly and are useful for all boot-related activities from fishing to welding.
This woman also says if you like them, you may keep them, but once you perish you must have a way for them to be returned to her. She says she'll outlive you regardless if you take the boot or not, and you have no reason not to believe her since you eat greasy bacon and heavily salted eggs for breakfast everyday.

the bnoots

Do you take them? Or do you let her keep them.

[squirrelfriend]

Burn them

[strongbad]

no ty

[squirrelfriend]

would you get only one boot or the pair tho
i think it would be hard to walk with one boot

[silvertone]

What if it were imbued with a magic that keeps it from wearing no matter what the conditions and after ten years of ownership it comes with a cape in the color that suits you best?

[bluaki]

her favorite boot, which she happens to have two of

with two feet, having two of a boot is pretty normal

and no, I wouldn't

[squirrelfriend]

If it gave me the power to dictate good fashion sense i would wear them

[squirrelfriend]

her favorite boot, which she happens to have two of

with two feet, having two of a boot is pretty normal

and no, I wouldn't

you would only get two left boots i'm guessing

[silvertone]

would you get only one boot or the pair tho
i think it would be hard to walk with one boot

I believe you must ask yourself Would a woman that interests me only offer a single a boot?

[squirrelfriend]

a woman that interests me would be an unlikely but still remotely possible scenario

[silvertone]

a woman that interests me would be an unlikely but still remotely possible scenario

That's not an answer, but it's okay. you may keep the truth in your heart.

[squirrelfriend]

if the boots could give me normal physiological functions, i would go bi 4 her

[FAMY2]

Siilvertone stop going through my closet.   

[YPrrrr]

I would not wear them today

Perhaps about 400 years ago I would have though

[silvertone]

What if it were imbued with a magic that keeps it from wearing no matter what the conditions and after ten years of ownership it comes with a cape in the color that suits you best?

i would like to clarify there's nothing magical about the boots and she has no cape, they're just good boots.