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Started by Joice, May 17, 2016, 11:10:27 PM

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Joice

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Quote from: Joice on May 17, 2016, 11:10:27 PM
so i remembered my account info after i had forgotten it for like... 5 years. i'm surprised this place is still going since i last logged in back in 2011

so hi, how are you  yes;
wb. i am ok just ate my last peanut butter cookie. how are u


thnx! o nice, i can't eat peanut butter stuff cuz i am allergic.

i'm ok! i am making dinner right now
being allergic to PButter must be hell. i wouldn't wiish that on anyone.


it's fine, i actually don't like the taste/smell of peanuts/peanut butter anyway. i'm only mildly allergic to them though, one of my friends is severely allergic and even smelling peanut butter swells his eyes and airways shut. it's scary.

i also feel bad for him because he can't eat any other kind of tree nut so no nutella for him :(

silvertone

i had a friend in high school who was allergic and my other friend tried getting him to eat my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches that my mom made for me. and one time he got a bit of my peanut butter and threw it at him. later the kid got a rash. a few years later the one who threw the pbj got kicked out of the navy

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Joice

Quote from: SVT on May 19, 2016, 12:36:16 AM
i had a friend in high school who was allergic and my other friend tried getting him to eat my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches that my mom made for me. and one time he got a bit of my peanut butter and threw it at him. later the kid got a rash. a few years later the one who threw the pbj got kicked out of the navy


what did he get discharged for?

silvertone

idk don't talk to him anymore cos he's sorta a cunt but i love him anyway but i also am glad i live thousands of miles away from him too

Joice

one of my friends got discharged because he had sex with some air force whore and then she regretted it the next day so she reported it as rape. he had to go to captain's mast and everything and had to stay at the jail on the air force base for 6 months before getting discharged. he had to take a plea bargain (that was to get kicked out of the navy) and not have to register as a sex offender.

and to add salt to the wound, the cunt got the teal ribbon "i'm a rape survivor" tattooed on her arm. i want her to eat shit and fucking die.

my friend was such a chill guy and would never ever harm anyone. he's one of those guys that likes to smash beer cans on his head and put out cigarettes on his leg, but he was awesome to hang out with and we miss him.

silvertone

thats bullshit. Another great reason to never, ever have sex.

Joice

it's super bullshit! and just don't fuck women who are in the military, that's pretty much a general rule if you're a guy that's serving, lol.

silvertone

Quote from: Joice on May 19, 2016, 01:13:40 AM
it's super bullshit! and just don't fuck women

fixed my man

Joice

i suppose so to be on the safe side giggle;

Samus Aran

its also a good reason to not do anything ever

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