Favorite Vintage Boyah Quotes

[squirrelfriend]

so we don't have to needlessly bump posts :x

[squirrelfriend]

I always thought I was the odd-one out, but surprisingly one kid knows some bands I listen to, and we had a very lengthy discussion over it. Apparently, their sister goes to college and that is how they learned who Phoenix () and those mainstream indie bands are.

Now I don't have a reason to not hug them ;_;

i'm unsure as to whether he copied this from tumblr because some lana stans are like this today

[silvertone]

This place is a sorry excuse for a post. In fact this thread is so shiity, I made an account specifically to explain my dissatisfied experience

[squirrelfriend]

This place is a sorry excuse for a post. In fact this thread is so shiity, I made an account specifically to explain my dissatisfied experience

this quote is p. faux vintage totes
it channels clucky and some bad movie critic idr

[C.Mongler]

My ex-girlfriend is going off on me (not in a sexy way, a 'omg u ass' way) because I called Dane Cook a "retarded cock sucking shit faced ". I also said Mitch Hedberg was far superior. She then replied and said Dane Cook was really really funny and that Mitch Hedberg is a .

How much does my ex-girlfriend fucking fail? She also listens to My Chemical Romance 

to be fair i wasn't wrong

[silvertone]

This place is a sorry excuse for a post. In fact this thread is so shiity, I made an account specifically to explain my dissatisfied experience

this quote is p. faux vintage totes
it channels clucky and some bad movie critic idr

it's my original post aobut this thread

[squirrelfriend]

This place is a sorry excuse for a post. In fact this thread is so shiity, I made an account specifically to explain my dissatisfied experience

this quote is p. faux vintage totes
it channels clucky and some bad movie critic idr

it's my original post aobut this thread

it's not burzumfan enough for me

[silvertone]

i don't pos t for you pickle shit

[squirrelfriend]

agreed

[squirrelfriend]

Calm down, guys. They're fucking posts.

[squirrelfriend]

The power plays are happening now, no doubt about it.

The way obama is using the SEIU, ACORN and the MSM is exactly how Hilter and the Nazis used those people in the 30s to gain absolute power. Once the power play is done, the shit starts.

If we block socialized medicine we have put a major dent in the power play. I think he is working on a 4-5 year plan for absolute power with the heaviest moves coming now.

literally a trump stan before trump 2016

[Travis]

hahah I don't know why i'm posting this, but whatever.

im bored.  post some thing's you've written.

"I saw your face and wow,
Right then I took a vow,
I'm gonna make love to you,
tonight
I saw your body and damn
That's finer than the finest ham
and I want to make love to you,
tonight
But this is where I break it down
around you I can't ever frown
If I was king, i'd give you crown
and then you passed me in the car
you're a jewel, you're a star
If I was Russia, you'd be Czar
I saw your face and wow,
Right then I took a vow,
I'm gonna make love to you,
tonight
I saw your body and damn
That's finer than the finest ham
and I want to make love to you,
tonight
I want to make love to you,
tonight"

"Shampoo,
Shampoo,
I wish you knew,
shampoo
shampoo
my love for you"

"Drew Carey
Drew Carey
that fat fuck
Drew Carey"

"i say
wham bam
goody and sam
make a cassarole
and fill it with ham
and damn yam
marty and pam
drive down the road
and cook me in a lamb
so woah,
take it real slow
shoot a little blow
and just let it flow
we say:
wham bam
goody and sam
make a cassarole
and fill it with ham
and damn yam
marty and pam
drive down the road
and cook it ina lamb"

"hello little seniorita
i would like a margarita
and so you say your name's anita?
well babe, bring me a hot fajita."

"so im splurtin' out words like the jizz outta dick
you know what you heard and it ain't no trick
so like a cross dressa like my english professa
ill reveal my letters cuz yer all mah debtas"

"courgette zucchini
perhaps some red linguine
and a side of fettuccine
maybe a nice martini
a nice beef stew
if that's what you're in to
if not, i'll see you, 'cause
i've got some hot fondue
throw in some squash pie
spread on some bread,
make it rye
if not, i will die
and bring a bowl of stir fry.
if you can,
apricot
im in need of food for thought
and a cup of ju te cot
pass me that plate of reu mi tot"

"speling is a cage
that restitcs the mind
from thott, and freedum
its in a bind"

"poems that don't rhyme
are hardly
poems at all
PS: fuck robert frost"

"shit,son
look at that rat
it's all yellow
and it's bein laughed at
BUT WAIT
till it evolves
raichu niggggga
it'll shock yo balls"

"i see dat bitch walkin'
wit dat green crazy hair
i think i see him talkin'
to a goddamn brown bear
so's i walks over
to the fool
thinkin im hella cool
gonna use him like a tool
cuz im hella cool
but the bitch is a penguin
a penguin
a penguin
the bitch is a penguin
a penguin
a penguin
the bitch is a penguin
a penguin
a penguin"

"i'm in control
with my gold toilet bowl
cuz shittin is my goal
in my gold toilet bowl
shits flyin down the hole
in my gold toilet bowl
my moneys down the hole
but i gots a gold toilet bowl"

"And to me theres been cast
a spell of which
I must
break up my sentences! Oh who are the heathens who cast
such a spell?"

"it all started october 19-17
Bolsheviks be bustin up dem ho's
gonna make a communist ma-chine
dem white russian niggas sho does blow
so were gonna (crank dat petrograd)
and were gonna (crank dat Dimitrovgrad)
were gonna (crank dat Dzerzhinsky)
cause were gonna be goin on a killin spree
so were gonna collectivize this big red land
just like we all did plan
so watch us roll this gulag thang
cause were the reds, nigggga,
the killa red gang
so were gonna (crank dat petrograd)
and were gonna (crank dat Dimitrovgrad)
were gonna (crank dat Dzerzhinsky)
cause were gonna be goin on a killin spree"

"this black man walked past
he stole my bike
my woman
and the like"

"this poem thing sucked
really bad
it didnt rhyme well"

[6M69I69B9]

ummm this one post with dp saying:

"i need to take a shit!!!" or something like that comes out of nowhere in my head

i laugh whenever it comes to mind.

when i first met lawlz, he would always post, "y u poop banans" or something like that and that also stuck in my head

[ME##]

ummm this one post with dp saying:

"i need to take a shit!!!" or something like that comes out of nowhere in my head

i laugh whenever it comes to mind.

when i first met lawlz, he would always post, "y u poop banans" or something like that and that also stuck in my head

damn dood, i gotta take a shit now

[Travis]

ummm this one post with dp saying:

"i need to take a shit!!!" or something like that comes out of nowhere in my head

i laugh whenever it comes to mind.

when i first met lawlz, he would always post, "y u poop banans" or something like that and that also stuck in my head

damn dood, i gotta take a shit now

lol didn't he say that in response to something i said?