Starbucks new rewards program

[Daddy]

fuck you cheapos trying to "simplify" shit i know it's cuz ur cheap.

Before I could spend $1.83 or w/e on a dark roast and get 1 star. I'd only need 12 FUCKING COFFEES FOR A FREE EXPENSIVE DRINK AND 30 FOR A FUCKING GOLD LEVEL

Now with their new program, 2 stars per dollar if i spend 1.83 (fortunately they count partial dont round down) i need to buy  34 fucking drinks for a free one

[Daddy]

I can't be buying a fucking white chocolate mocha w/ soy every time fam

[squirrelfriend]

they used to give me free stars a lot so i got gold even though i rarely go to starbucks lmfao

[Daddy]

they better give me free stars always this is unacceptable i will not stand for this level of disrespect

[C.Mongler]

starbucks is literally garbage ew

[Daddy]

There's one on campus like 200 feet from my office so its like ok

[C.Mongler]

worst coffee chain IN AMERICA honestly lol

i mean it's literally coffee and that's the best i can say about it


I MEAN COME ON dunkin' donuts has fuckin better coffee MAN 

[Daddy]

dunks coffee is too astringent for me cuz i drink it black.


also there is a really cute girl that works at the on campus starbucks and that's pretty much the only reason i go there tbh.  and idk if she's still there i should message her on facebook (she added me ) and ask if she still workin.

[C.Mongler]

WHAT must b yer local duncans cuz ALL 5 STARBUCKS around me (there's literally 3 i can point to from my office door its fucking stupid) have horribly over roasted, shit tasting coffee that makes my stomache churn and then my ASSHOLE BURN

granted i don't drink children's drinks like latte's or mocha's or whatever so maybe those are fine, but their regular men's coffee SUCKS and i wouldnt use it to GIVE MYSELF AN ENEMA if u know what im sayin

[Daddy]

in MA there's like 3 dunks per square mile

[C.Mongler]

oh right i guess that makes sense ha ha ha

we have two of them here

i still usually end up going to peet's or saxby's. RIP caribou 

[squirrelfriend]

dunkin is closest 2 me
mcdonald's coffee is okay

[C.Mongler]

mcdonalds and dunkin are at the top of the shit tier TBH

BUCKS IS AT THE BOTTOM

[squirrelfriend]

what local restaurant should i go to in dc tbh
like i'm going to get like postmates delivered because i am agoraphobic around restaurants

[C.Mongler]

on that note i might have to go get some SHITTY COFFEE cuz i apparently am out of grounds at my desk

what local restaurant should i go to in dc tbh
like i'm going to get like postmates delivered because i am agoraphobic around restaurants

uhhh well depends on what yer into, and i'm not 100% sure what postmates delivers around here;

• surfside is tasty ass mexican-like, like chipotle but actually good and not shit and not ecolli


• founding farmers is my fav local spot, southern fare, but not sure postmates would bring anything from them


• &pizza is the local pizza chain and they are DAAAAANK


• astro donuts is probably the best donut shop in the city (sugar shack is better if u out in old town alexandria for some reason tho)


• jaleo and estadio are amazing tapas restruants, but probs no postmates srry


• red rocks is also tasty pizza


• julia's empanadas are some DANK ass empanadas

uhhh thats all i can think of off the top of my head, there's shitloads more. we have A FUCKTON of lantino food and ethiopian food, so you can never really go wrong there. i've never actually eaten ethiopian in my life though so i can't really tell you where is good lol