for the cost of just €150,000, you too can drink fermented female ejaculate

[Mando Pandango]

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/first-vaginal-beer-bottled-instinct#/story

Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion… Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice… Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer. The golden drink brewed with her lure, grace and flavored with instincts. Imagine the beer of which every sip is a randez-vous with this hot woman of your dreams… she hugs you and kiss you gently, looking straight into your eyes… How much would you give for that beer?

We, The Order of Yoni, have prepared technology making creation of such unique beer possible. The beer containing a quintessence of femininity. The technology enabling materializing her loveliness, gracefulness and character, giving you the possibility of conversion of a tasty beer into a date with real goddess.

The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of a unique woman. The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfers woman’s features, allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into a dance with lovely angel.

The crucial part of the project is to ensure the safety of the product. The procedures of isolation and preparation prevent other bacteria and viruses from surviving, providing the final product clean and healthy. In addition, we examine the final product on presence of other viruses and bacteria, the findings will be published on our website to make you completely sure it’s healthy.
FINANCIAL GOAL

Our financial goal is 150,000 EUR. It will enable us brewing 6 batches of ca. 16600 beers each. It includes the brewing itself, ingredients, bottles’ decorations, model’s reward, budget for the perks and the safety limit in case of change of the EUR/PLN exchange rate.

[C.Mongler]

this sounds gross 

[Daddy]

Got a nice tang

[Socks]

What the fuck. Drink her lure just sounds revolting.

[C.Mongler]

do i get a pic of the lady who's juices i'm gagging down at least

[Daddy]

do i get a pic of the lady who's juices i'm gagging down at least

yes

[C.Mongler]

nice will she give me a sloppy beej while i drink it too

[YPrrrr]

Sounds yeasty

[ME##]

Sounds yeasty

delete this

[Snowy]

can I get it unfermented

[Mando Pandango]

can I get it unfermented

you disgust me

[Classic]

If you're trying to turn me straight, it's working.

[Snowy]

can I get it unfermented

you disgust me

your loss , it's better fresh

[ME##]

can I get it unfermented

you disgust me

your loss , it's better fresh

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Does slurping down a frothy mouthful of yeast infection discharge not sound like the ultimate appetizer to you boyos??

i imagine these beers would be exquisite served warm, with the consistency of a thin gruel

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