i ran shirtless with your dealer because that's how i roll

[mariofreak55]

pick the month you were born in:

1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - I love
6 - I Banged
7 - I smoked with
8 - I slept with
9 - I ate
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I stabbed
12- I killed

Pick the day (number)
you were born on:

01 - Paris Hilton
02 -a jew
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - my crush
05 - a sexy boy
06 - a homo
07 - a horse
08 - a pornstar
09 - a jew
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - my lover
14 - a whore
15 - the trojan man
16 - a stripper
17 - a sexy girl
18 - ahomeless guy
19 - an orange
20 - a toothbrush
21 - a tooth pick
22 - a bisexual
23 - the kool-aid man
24 - a easter egg
25 - a lesbian
26 - a jar of huney.
27 - a french fry
28 - a bowl of cereal
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - Becase the lil people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my momma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Bathing suit - beacause im a crazy girl wit a big booty

[anus]

I stabbed an easter egg because that's how I roll

[V]

I love my lover because I've got abs. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I stabbed a bowl of cereal because that's how I roll.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I stabbed an easter egg because that's how I roll

We were born four days apart, and are wearing the same color shirt. flower;

[6M69I69B9]

I cuddled with a pornstar because I have AMAZING boobs...


I was going so perfect until the 3rd phase...

[ncba93ivyase]

I ran shirtless with a glass of milk because I've got abs.

Kinky.

[anus]

I stabbed an easter egg because that's how I roll

We were born four days apart, and are wearing the same color shirt. flower;

Why is everyone born on the same day as my dad? psylon;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I cuddled with a pornstar because I have AMAZING boobs...


I was going so perfect until you said the color of my shirt...

I will need some visual confirmation. magician;

[heltar]

STOP IT I AM SICK OF YOUR SHIT
STOP POSTING MYSPACE BULLETINS
THEY'RE OLD
NOT TO MENTION FUCKING STUPID

[6M69I69B9]

STOP IT I AM SICK OF YOUR SHIT
STOP POSTING MYSPACE BULLETINS
THEY'RE OLD
NOT TO MENTION FUCKING STUPID

NO1 CAIRS

[Houdini]

I banged a sexy girl because I'm a god in bed, apparently.

Post count +1

[Reverse Psychology]

I ran naked with a jew because I have AMAZING boobs.

lol wtf

[InbredPsychosis]

I smoked with a ninja turtle because I have AMAZING boobs.

It's like it can see into my Thursday evenings.

[Bushy]

I cuddled with a french fry because that's how I roll