David's review of airports

[ME##]

ORD-Shit, shit, shit.  Only positive is that the L stops inside the airport. 
SFO-Scary as fuck landing, aesthetically pleasing shit, BART doesn't connect directly but it's easy to get to via the BART-based tram
LAX-Shit but GOAT layout of gates so I barely had to roll my fatass across the terminal. 
DFW-ABSOLUTE SHIT DO NOT GO
DSM-Idk haven't gotten home yet [spoiler=?]will it be shit[/spoiler]

[Samus Aran]

now visit MSP

[Thyme]

YUL

[Thyme]

oh hey btw did you have any troubles regarding your seat lol

[C.Mongler]

IAD or DCA pls

[ME##]

oh hey btw did you have any troubles regarding your seat lol

from O'Hare I lost my window seat due to a plane change, but that's about it lol

[Classic]

David called at 6:30 this morning.

"Your airport sucks."


"I know."

[Daddy]

have you been to fucking newark?

[Travis]

have you been to fucking newark?

[ME##]

have you been to fucking newark?

uhhhhhh since it's in Christie's state I'm gonna say it's fuckin' great?

[YPrrrr]

Whatever you do, don't go to Laguardia

Worst. Airport. Ever. And it's in our biggest city too wtf.

Detroit actually has a fairly pleasant airport btw

[??????]

I love all airports they always have a high end skin care shop to refresh yourself 

[ME##]

Whatever you do, don't go to Laguardia

Worst. Airport. Ever. And it's in our biggest city too wtf.

Detroit actually has a fairly pleasant airport btw

Laguardia can be as shitty as possible because it knows people will still go to NYC.  Détroit could offer me millions of virgins and palatial accommodations and I still wouldn't go.

[Samus Aran]

now visit MSP

[ME##]

now visit MSP

it'd just be easier to drive up ye olde interstate 35 than deal with airbot nonsense for that though