The tale of JMV and the racist fatman

[Daddy]

I was in the library at The Uni~ with cindy. She was using some Chinese website and some fatwhiteman decided to look up pictures of Mao Zedong, the dead of Tiananmen, and a freetibet website.

After not getting attention he decided to bother my woman by saying "What are you doing? Did you know that last week China hacked the school's website?"

He starts looking around for some other cracker to reaffirm his stupidity. He spots me and begins to go on about how is friend in IT told him that the Chinese  "hacked into the mainframe and deleted an application".

oh wow cool.  hackers!!!


I begin to become this doodthing:



"Oh who'd you talk to?"

Fatman: "I can't say, I'm sure he doesn't want to lose his job.  He does security here"



Fatman, quit your billshit.

"Oh, that's interesting because I'm the security guy here."

Fat Mayonnaise Lover begins to realize he is stupid "oh...uh...I guess nothing was done about it" and just walks to the elevator.


but like if you are racist enough to make up a story to support your racism shouldn't you realize that your racism is probably as retarded as you


tl;dr no one fucks with my girlfriend 

[ME##]

"mayonnaise lover"


http://www.venusbuzz.com/archives/68603/ultimate-hangout-kewpie-mayo-lovers/

[silvertone]

why does the guy google mao zedong pictures?

[Travis]

aspergers

[Socks]

The Chinese do suck though. Especially those just for men dyed hair Politburo member thugs. The Chinese people will never rule the world because all they want to do is eat, gamble and fuck. Working is a learned trait which is why they make crap stuff.

[ME##]

why does the guy google mao zedong pictures?

To make fun of China's inability to adopt a single market economy

[Daddy]

all they want to do is eat, gamble and fuck.

sounds like a successful plan for multiplication

[Ezloﺕ]

nice

[Classic]

I told you not to tell anyone about our conversation. 

[Travis]

nice