Dark Souls III

[Kalahari Inkantation]

burn it

Don't make me whip out the Kaz Seal of Disapproval™.

[TooB]

burn it

Don't make me whip out the Kaz Seal of Disapprovalâ,,¢.

what's that? Like, he takes a dump on it?

[Thyme]

he puts it in the "eggs" box, never to be seen again

[Nyerp]

so i'm assuming the new dlc is locked off until the end of the game

guess who's still in farron keep

[TooB]

I actually have an idea where it probably is located.

[Nyerp]

made it to irithyll

[Nyerp]

oh shit apparently you can access the dlc if you're at the end of the game OR if you've beaten ashes of ariandel. that's actually pretty cool of them.

time to get fucking creamed lmao

[Nyerp]

[spoiler]20 minutes into the dlc and i die to a room full of infinitely spawning enemies. oh boy.[/spoiler]

[famy]

those angels are fucking stupid

[Nyerp]

somehow managed to beat the first boss in 3 tries. but THAT'S the first boss??????

[TooB]

somehow managed to beat the first boss in 3 tries. but THAT'S the first boss??????

are we looking at another Ludwig here?

[Nyerp]

no. [glow=black,2,300]but it has fuckloads of hp so the fight lasts forever[/glow]

[spoiler]also this is Take Cover from Infinite Projectiles Until You Kill Their Source: the DLC[/spoiler]

[TooB]

Well, I thought I could say I beat the first boss on my first try..... 

[TooB]

Ok, second try, I'll take it.

That was a cool boss tho, but

[spoiler]essentially fighting three of the same guys is a bit overkill [/spoiler]

Still, I really liked it.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[spoiler] the Nameless King. [/spoiler]

FINALLY defeated this bastard

And it only took me twenty-three attempts.

so far, he's only boss to have surpassed the deacons (by far, lol) in difficulty for me

and really, it's the first part of the fight, which is actually a boss battle against an inexcusably poorly programmed camera, that was responsible for 2/3 of my deaths

yes, let's have the boss instantaneously launch itself straight upwards into the stratosphere so that camera tracking is guaranteed to break, and then launch a giant inescapable fireball at the feeble and disoriented player's sorry ass