imagine if magic existed

[ncba93ivyase]

and only non-sapient animals possessed great wizardry

everything else was just left with card tricks

[ME##]

God wouldn't allow for this

[Commander Fuckass]

Imagine if marijuana wasn't a drug

[silvertone]

if you eat cows you get cow power. if you eat tree you get tree power.


if u eat hot dogs u turn into a weenie

[Daddy]

if you eat cows you get cow power. if you eat tree you get tree power.


if u eat hot dogs u turn into a weenie

kirby

[ncba93ivyase]

tfw you will never be a grand wizard

[Daddy]

tfw you will never be a grand wizard

uh retard you can if you join the kkk


WHITE POWER IS JUST MAGIC UNDER A CERTAIN NAME. IT'S WHITE MAGIC TO COUNTER THE BLACK MAGIC OF THE DARK WIZARD

[Hiro]

isn't this pokemon

[Travis]

it exists

[JohnnyRingo2]

Okay sure, but also imagine your dick could speak. It would be like having your own Jiminy Cricket who told you terrible, terrible things.

[me003]

Imagine if trees were more animated, and moved like animals, there would be a few violent ones out there making a bad name for all trees, and most of humanity would be scared walking up near trees, like some people who walk past big dogs. Humanity would isolate themselves from areas abundant with trees. OH and don't even think about cutting a tree down without having it restrained.