Unpopular Opinions: Vidya Game Edition

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i have yet to play mgs5

but quiet is the nastiest, rankest, most obvious piece of dickbait in the history of human entertainment media and i have always been absolutely embarrassed for gaming as an industry that such a blatant bit of fapbait could be prominently featured in the promo material of an otherwise p. serious game at its core

i know her story

i was REALLY hoping, and trusted, against all odds, that there would be so, so much more to kojima's """words and deeds""" comment than there turned out to be

i wanted to be ACTUALLY ashamed of thinking she looked so damn stupid

But once the reviews started pouring in and I realized what the man actually meant by that, I vomited and dissociated myself from """gaming""".

[C.Mongler]

um this thread is for unpopular opinions, not widely accepted ones (outside of reddit of course, they don't count)

[Kalahari Inkantation]

"""She""" makes me physically ill.

[TooB]

Mgs5 sucks

[rdl]

mgs5 had dope trailers tho

[Kalahari Inkantation]

and quiet ruined every single one in which she had an appearance

[C.Mongler]

quiet should have been a naked dude with a huge dong who wore a sock over his cock then we could have avoided this mess

[YPrrrr]

Why can't we just skip to nudity and everyone gets over themselves 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

would you like to see mario's limp 3-incher flopping around in the vast expanse of space

[YPrrrr]

would you like to see mario's limp 3-incher flopping around in the vast expanse of space

No but not every game needs it and I don't need nekkid waifus either 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Are You Waiting To Receive Mario's Limp Mushroom?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbVJU1CuM0Q[/youtube]

[Hiro]

everything should be porn, imo

[Kalahari Inkantation]

everything should be porn, imo

and yet you don't like it when i jack off on my statuettes of anime cuties

[ME##]

the only way to judge nintendo games accurately is if you didn't grow up playing them

[Hiro]

this thread is now hotgluing  general