Hey Boognish

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Where's the button to delete my profile?

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

corn kid afraid to leave his field meets most strangers from the internet

d@ssa movie i'd def. watch

cool af

man

cool post

I always picture you as a snowman melting into a puddle when you post.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Hey man, how you been?

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Been alright, ya dumb bastard.
How's the family?

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

They're fine. Sent the wife and kids out with the in-laws for the weekend.
Anything new?

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Nah, not much.
Got a new job down in the salt mines, though.
What a trip!

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Sounds like a tough job!
How's the pay?

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Fine fine. They pay me in little bottles of coarse salt. I usually trade em for cheap whiskey and smokes down by the pier.
Pretty good pay though, all things considered, even with how dangerous the work is.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Any close calls down there?

[silvertone]

hey boognish eat any good raw fish lately

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Well, we've had fatal accidents at a rate of one per week for the last week or so. Real scrawny guy, the guy who died. Anyway, he thought himself somewhat of a good singer, so he'd come bopping down the elevator, wailing sinatra or tony bennet, the classics, you know? Truth is, he sounded like a blind rat in a copper pot, so one day Tommy, I think you met tommy before right? Christ, so tommy picks up a big rock and chucks it at this guy's feet, to scare him, you know, right? Rock misses his feet but knucks right into the kid's skull, crushes the damn thing like a pancake in a car door.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Jesus, that's terrible. What happened after?

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Well, I still have night terrors after seeing that, you know? My therapist says I should stop hanging out with Tommy, but he's my pal.

Anyways, I'm thinking of putting in a heated pool out back. Any advice? I know you used to install heated pools.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Well, before you do anything, you're going to want to go to the hardware store and buy a power drill and a six inch augur. Find where you want to build your pool and drill down about fourteen feet or so. Sift through the dirt that you pull out and try to organize it into piles.

See, you want a foundation that's generally comprised of sand and oarstone, so the concrete in the pool can breathe and settle and expand and retract when the cold weather comes.

I can give you the phone number of a good augur store in the area.

[Travis]

Hey Guy