Rip Buttcrack Guy

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Guy down my little road just bit the dust. Ambulance came and took him away. Massive stroke.
I always called him buttcrack guy because he walked around with half his ass waterfalling over his denim trousers.
He will be missed.
I bet his house gets bought by some scumbags from Illinois now.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

What is this world coming to?

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i remember when i first started at best buy there was this old guy there. at least 260 pounds, combover, weird pedo moustache. He's workin the sales floor actin' like a car salesman who's two months behind on his quota. Pound of sweat would coast down his face as you talked to him. two weeks in i am at work and my coworker gets a text from another coworker saying the cops found the guy face down in his apartment. guy had a massive stroke and no one found him till 3 or 4 days after it happened. I kind of felt bad cause i didn't feel bad. The two friends/coworkers laughed.

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Buttcrack guy was a staple of the neighborhood. He had a nice garden, a clean driveway, a nice, but affordable car.
He would help you out if you couldn't get your car started. He'd see you outside grilling and he'd come over with a good beer and a funny story. He'd always wave when you drove by.
Buttcrack guy, you will be missed.

[strongbad]

did he play magic

[silvertone]

rest in memes BCG

[Classic]

I am buttcrack guy.