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can i get a kiss

Started by ncba93ivyase, May 03, 2014, 05:46:36 AM

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sluts these days smh

turning a man down like that

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

C.Mongler


Daddy

well this guy isn't obnoxious was "security camera man" but he is sure damn annoying.  akudood;


also maybe that woman didn't want to catch the gay

??????

give me a kiss
give me a kiss
uh uh
give me a kiss
give me a kiss
uh uh

Boogus Epirus Aurelius


C.Mongler

so this reminds me i was on a date last night and this guy walks up behind me date, sniffs her, and says "hey girl your perfume smells real nice" and we both were just like what the fuck go away

and later that night i fucked her so ha ha looks like i win creepy guy

Geno

Quote from: C.Mongler on May 04, 2014, 12:51:56 PM
so this reminds me i was on a date last night and this guy walks up behind me date, sniffs her, and says "hey girl your perfume smells real nice" and we both were just like what the fuck go away

and later that night i fucked her so ha ha looks like i win creepy guy
you had a chance to make it a three way. you fucked up man.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

C.Mongler

Quote from: Geno on May 06, 2014, 01:58:29 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 04, 2014, 12:51:56 PM
so this reminds me i was on a date last night and this guy walks up behind me date, sniffs her, and says "hey girl your perfume smells real nice" and we both were just like what the fuck go away

and later that night i fucked her so ha ha looks like i win creepy guy
you had a chance to make it a three way. you fucked up man.


i mean if i was going to have a three way i know people who are less gross as fuck i could call up cuz oh man he was fucking nasty lookin

ncba93ivyase


Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Daddy

disclaimer: you must be gay

ncba93ivyase


Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Daddy

Felt gets double kisses~!

silvertone

[autistic voice] agreed

ME##

Quote from: Khadafi on May 07, 2014, 08:05:00 AM
disclaimer: you must be gay
you must be homonormatively gay

Kalahari Inkantation


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