identifying idiots

[strongbad]

to build upon anybody using the term hipster, i'd like to add:
people using the term hipster as an adjective
"omg that is so hipster"
please fall on a curb and get accidentally curb stomped by a passer-byer

[ME##]

this pretty hipster poster above me just spewed some pretty hipsterish nonsense drivel

[6M69I69B9]

this pretty hipster poster above me just spewed some pretty hipsterish nonsense drivel

ooo i swear on my mmomma


ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

[ME##]

branchouille

[6M69I69B9]

to build upon anybody using the term hipster, i'd like to add:
people using the term hipster as an adjective
"omg that is so hipster"
please fall on a curb and get accidentally curb stomped by a passer-byer

i laughed at the bit of passiveness no offense

ugh but seriously i just hate that too

[PLEASEHELP1991]

people who prefer patdowns at the airport over the full body scanner

[silvertone]

more identity politics  ugh

[Samus Aran]

3.)  people that don't search out music enough
ex:
guy1: "ugh today's music is terrible...it's all about rap music and...electronic music..."
guy2: "yea thats why i listen to the beatles, music from the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s.  i love led zepplin, pink floyd, metallica.  they ROCK!"
guy1: "they rock literally lol!!"
guy2: "wish ppl knew REAL music"

i think this annoys me more than almost anything else, probably because i used to be like that myself

[Daddy]

-"Enlightened" people who make public posts on facebook/twitter/reddit/etc about how everyone else is a sheep and needs to wake up to the lies of the government.

gj you watched a youtube documentary on 9/11 and the illuminati. i'm sure we all want to hear your opinion now.

-In that same vein, conspiracy theorists who think pretty much every terrorist attack and shooting rampage is a false flag staged by the government. 

Because they somehow believe it's more likely that the government has nothing to do but plan new ways to kill citizens and pass laws to increase control (and successfully cover this up) than it is that someone would actually want to kill people for whatever reason.


People who think it's fat shaming when their fucking doctor tells them to lose weight.

Your doctor knows your fucking medical history dumbass. He knows you don't have some gland issue. If they're suggesting you lose weight then it's something they think you can do. Listen to your fucking doctor rather than whining about how they are shaming you.

[ncba93ivyase]

-In that same vein, conspiracy theorists who think pretty much every terrorist attack and shooting rampage is a false flag staged by the government. 

well really if you look at post-ww2 history you'd know that the the us and russia go around provoking unnecessary riots and revolutions just because

i mean hell look at the entirety of south america

current events in ukraine

syria

egypt

libya

probably the only organic riots/revolutions/protests are those in the eu like in spain and bulgaria, but they haven't managed to change anything in years

it's really just impossible to overestimate the insanity of the us, russian, and chinese governments.

also, mormons. we all know mormons are crazy and the nsa and cia actively recruit them


anyways here's the real secret: jews did sandy hook, batman, and the moon landing

the boston marathon bombing never happened because boston doesn't exist

[snoorkel]

maybe im taking this topic wrong but fuck it idc i need to blow off some steam i've always wanted to share

1.)  ppl that really focus on the media a lot and get really annoyed of some actor/singer to the point they complain

ex:
"ugh im so tired of listneing to justin bieber and the kim kardashes"

like damn i don't even mind them and i don't even watch tv much or go to celebrity gossip shit.  i don't get how people get so annoyed by this shit unless looking @ perez hilton's blog is on your daily-to-do-list.  

2.)  ppl that are annoyed by som1 dying, esp. if they're a celebrity

ex:
guy1: "why is paul walker getting so much attn. for his death omg"
guy2: "yea idk ppl just like to flock to rly popular news"
guy1: "ppl die every day smh."
guy2: "yea why don't ppl accept that?"

like i didn't care about paul walker's death.  but god damn regardless if they're fake or not, why don't you just let them mourn and just go on w/ your lives?  

3.)  people that don't search out music enough
ex:
guy1: "ugh today's music is terrible...it's all about rap music and...electronic music..."
guy2: "yea thats why i listen to the beatles, music from the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s.  i love led zepplin, pink floyd, metallica.  they ROCK!"
guy1: "they rock literally lol!!"
guy2: "wish ppl knew REAL music"

god why don't these garbaggio people listen to something that's not mainstream.  oh and get this- people who search out music that's not mainstream are "hipsters."  i don't get the logic but regardless im listening to some good shit from bandcamps.  i donate to certain bands/people starting off in bandcamp because i see potential in them.

4.)  anybody who uses the term "hipster"

f u to any1 that uses it non-ironically and as an insult

i mean i get that there may be elitists that actually think they're the shit by listening to obscure music and maybe fashion.  but aside from those people and those who just act "normal" while engaging in these "hipster"-ish things, why bug on them for branching out their interests?  well- assuming the person who's using it is using it non-ironically and are using it to describe something more than use it as an insult  

5.) yuppie liberals living in the suburbs

ugh i just cannot stand them i can't even bring myself to find an explanation
UGH

6.) actually giving a shit about ppl in general and judging

all of us

we're idiots

f u if you deny this

being proud of being a redditor
ska
weed culture non-ironically

i'm pretty sure it's impossible for these three to not overlap

dying

i hate all of those 3 and can see them overlapping

U named em , Except "hipster"

Where I come from we know what a hipster is and we don't like it, maybe you are just a little bit of a hipster so you don't fully recognize

-

I agree with

• Parroting conservative/liberal media or any media

to build upon anybody using the term hipster, i'd like to add:
people using the term hipster as an adjective
"omg that is so hipster"
please fall on a curb and get accidentally curb stomped by a passer-byer

"Jesus fucking shit get me out of this hipster part of town"

No?

[snoorkel]

5.) yuppie liberals living in the suburbs

ugh i just cannot stand them i can't even bring myself to find an explanation
UGH

universellement, la bourgeoisie

[Daddy]

-In that same vein, conspiracy theorists who think pretty much every terrorist attack and shooting rampage is a false flag staged by the government. 

well really if you look at post-ww2 history you'd know that the the us and russia go around provoking unnecessary riots and revolutions just because

i mean hell look at the entirety of south america

current events in ukraine

syria

egypt

libya

probably the only organic riots/revolutions/protests are those in the eu like in spain and bulgaria, but they haven't managed to change anything in years

it's really just impossible to overestimate the insanity of the us, russian, and chinese governments.

also, mormons. we all know mormons are crazy and the nsa and cia actively recruit them


anyways here's the real secret: jews did sandy hook, batman, and the moon landing

the boston marathon bombing never happened because boston doesn't exist

This post gets a super a+ you can take the semester off because it starts off correct then devolves into lol batshit.

[6M69I69B9]

maybe im taking this topic wrong but fuck it idc i need to blow off some steam i've always wanted to share

1.)  ppl that really focus on the media a lot and get really annoyed of some actor/singer to the point they complain

ex:
"ugh im so tired of listneing to justin bieber and the kim kardashes"

like damn i don't even mind them and i don't even watch tv much or go to celebrity gossip shit.  i don't get how people get so annoyed by this shit unless looking @ perez hilton's blog is on your daily-to-do-list.  

2.)  ppl that are annoyed by som1 dying, esp. if they're a celebrity

ex:
guy1: "why is paul walker getting so much attn. for his death omg"
guy2: "yea idk ppl just like to flock to rly popular news"
guy1: "ppl die every day smh."
guy2: "yea why don't ppl accept that?"

like i didn't care about paul walker's death.  but god damn regardless if they're fake or not, why don't you just let them mourn and just go on w/ your lives?  

3.)  people that don't search out music enough
ex:
guy1: "ugh today's music is terrible...it's all about rap music and...electronic music..."
guy2: "yea thats why i listen to the beatles, music from the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s.  i love led zepplin, pink floyd, metallica.  they ROCK!"
guy1: "they rock literally lol!!"
guy2: "wish ppl knew REAL music"

god why don't these garbaggio people listen to something that's not mainstream.  oh and get this- people who search out music that's not mainstream are "hipsters."  i don't get the logic but regardless im listening to some good shit from bandcamps.  i donate to certain bands/people starting off in bandcamp because i see potential in them.

4.)  anybody who uses the term "hipster"

f u to any1 that uses it non-ironically and as an insult

i mean i get that there may be elitists that actually think they're the shit by listening to obscure music and maybe fashion.  but aside from those people and those who just act "normal" while engaging in these "hipster"-ish things, why bug on them for branching out their interests?  well- assuming the person who's using it is using it non-ironically and are using it to describe something more than use it as an insult  

5.) yuppie liberals living in the suburbs

ugh i just cannot stand them i can't even bring myself to find an explanation
UGH

6.) actually giving a shit about ppl in general and judging

all of us

we're idiots

f u if you deny this

being proud of being a redditor
ska
weed culture non-ironically

i'm pretty sure it's impossible for these three to not overlap

dying

i hate all of those 3 and can see them overlapping

U named em , Except "hipster"

Where I come from we know what a hipster is and we don't like it, maybe you are just a little bit of a hipster so you don't fully recognize

-

I agree with

• Parroting conservative/liberal media or any media

to build upon anybody using the term hipster, i'd like to add:
people using the term hipster as an adjective
"omg that is so hipster"
please fall on a curb and get accidentally curb stomped by a passer-byer

"Jesus fucking shit get me out of this hipster part of town"

No?

well what is hipster to you guys specifically then

not trying to get u in the spotlight but i like hearing/readig other perspectives

[snoorkel]

maybe im taking this topic wrong but fuck it idc i need to blow off some steam i've always wanted to share

1.)  ppl that really focus on the media a lot and get really annoyed of some actor/singer to the point they complain

ex:
"ugh im so tired of listneing to justin bieber and the kim kardashes"

like damn i don't even mind them and i don't even watch tv much or go to celebrity gossip shit.  i don't get how people get so annoyed by this shit unless looking @ perez hilton's blog is on your daily-to-do-list.  

2.)  ppl that are annoyed by som1 dying, esp. if they're a celebrity

ex:
guy1: "why is paul walker getting so much attn. for his death omg"
guy2: "yea idk ppl just like to flock to rly popular news"
guy1: "ppl die every day smh."
guy2: "yea why don't ppl accept that?"

like i didn't care about paul walker's death.  but god damn regardless if they're fake or not, why don't you just let them mourn and just go on w/ your lives?  

3.)  people that don't search out music enough
ex:
guy1: "ugh today's music is terrible...it's all about rap music and...electronic music..."
guy2: "yea thats why i listen to the beatles, music from the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s.  i love led zepplin, pink floyd, metallica.  they ROCK!"
guy1: "they rock literally lol!!"
guy2: "wish ppl knew REAL music"

god why don't these garbaggio people listen to something that's not mainstream.  oh and get this- people who search out music that's not mainstream are "hipsters."  i don't get the logic but regardless im listening to some good shit from bandcamps.  i donate to certain bands/people starting off in bandcamp because i see potential in them.

4.)  anybody who uses the term "hipster"

f u to any1 that uses it non-ironically and as an insult

i mean i get that there may be elitists that actually think they're the shit by listening to obscure music and maybe fashion.  but aside from those people and those who just act "normal" while engaging in these "hipster"-ish things, why bug on them for branching out their interests?  well- assuming the person who's using it is using it non-ironically and are using it to describe something more than use it as an insult  

5.) yuppie liberals living in the suburbs

ugh i just cannot stand them i can't even bring myself to find an explanation
UGH

6.) actually giving a shit about ppl in general and judging

all of us

we're idiots

f u if you deny this

being proud of being a redditor
ska
weed culture non-ironically

i'm pretty sure it's impossible for these three to not overlap

dying

i hate all of those 3 and can see them overlapping

U named em , Except "hipster"

Where I come from we know what a hipster is and we don't like it, maybe you are just a little bit of a hipster so you don't fully recognize

-

I agree with

• Parroting conservative/liberal media or any media

to build upon anybody using the term hipster, i'd like to add:
people using the term hipster as an adjective
"omg that is so hipster"
please fall on a curb and get accidentally curb stomped by a passer-byer

"Jesus fucking shit get me out of this hipster part of town"

No?

well what is hipster to you guys specifically then

not trying to get u in the spotlight but i like hearing/readig other perspectives

Ironic or not


"Regular Guy" in middle America post-Black Keys (not rly about the black keys)


Yyup.

sry i didn't mean to say you a hipster