Things you are bitter about

[ME##]

The thing about which I am most bitter is the the title's malformed nature. 

[snoorkel]

I'm bitter that you automatically become stupid and puss-whipped by engaging in a serious relationship with a woman

I'm bitter that dream relationships don't exist

and I'm ESPECIALLY bitter that I'll never meet anyone in life who truly shares my outlook and opinions on things >:[  >:[  >:[ 

[silvertone]

Never will enter the dream ring. .. never will enter the desert cyber cities... will never drive a kosher motorcycle.

[Classic]

I'm bitter that you automatically become stupid and puss-whipped by engaging in a serious relationship with a woman

I'm bitter that dream relationships don't exist

and I'm ESPECIALLY bitter that I'll never meet anyone in life who truly shares my outlook and opinions on things >:[  >:[  >:[ 

This. This is stupid.

The gay community is awful about this.

[Nyerp]

i'm a BITCH i'm a lover i'm a child i'm a mother i'm a sinner i'm a saint i do not feel ashamed

[PLEASEHELP1991]

i'm a BITCH i'm a lover i'm a child i'm a mother i'm a sinner i'm a saint i do not feel ashamed

quoted for truth

[[hedy]Zidone]

I'm bitter about Facebook buying Oculus.

[Nyerp]

I'm bitter about Facebook buying Oculus.

yeah

[??????]

staying inside and/or traveling don't tear apart families

fucking lots of people does

it also spreads disease and people who feel the need to fuck new people constantly tend to have some sort of mental issues (see: clucky) and/or tend to be untrustworthy in general

lol wut
i only date lots of people
sex takes preparation and that takes too much work
would you rather want free food or spend 2 hours in the bathroom

[PLEASEHELP1991]

staying inside and/or traveling don't tear apart families

fucking lots of people does

it also spreads disease and people who feel the need to fuck new people constantly tend to have some sort of mental issues (see: clucky) and/or tend to be untrustworthy in general

lol wut
i only date lots of people
sex takes preparation and that takes too much work
would you rather want free food or spend 2 hours in the bathroom

don't you spend up to an hour in the bathroom after an enema anyway

[??????]

staying inside and/or traveling don't tear apart families

fucking lots of people does

it also spreads disease and people who feel the need to fuck new people constantly tend to have some sort of mental issues (see: clucky) and/or tend to be untrustworthy in general

lol wut
i only date lots of people
sex takes preparation and that takes too much work
would you rather want free food or spend 2 hours in the bathroom

don't you spend up to an hour in the bathroom after an enema anyway

why would you do that

[PLEASEHELP1991]

staying inside and/or traveling don't tear apart families

fucking lots of people does

it also spreads disease and people who feel the need to fuck new people constantly tend to have some sort of mental issues (see: clucky) and/or tend to be untrustworthy in general

lol wut
i only date lots of people
sex takes preparation and that takes too much work
would you rather want free food or spend 2 hours in the bathroom

don't you spend up to an hour in the bathroom after an enema anyway

why would you do that

it depends on which type of enema you use i believe
i've only used fleet naturals once and i think i didn't insert it properly and it took me an hour to evacuate the solution

[Classic]

Sex is kind of a hassle.

[ME##]

One man plus one woman equals proper and holistic sex

[ncba93ivyase]

staying inside and/or traveling don't tear apart families

fucking lots of people does

it also spreads disease and people who feel the need to fuck new people constantly tend to have some sort of mental issues (see: clucky) and/or tend to be untrustworthy in general

lol wut
i only date lots of people
sex takes preparation and that takes too much work
would you rather want free food or spend 2 hours in the bathroom

>implying you aren't the biggest slut here