Story about my tree that isn't really mine

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

So, I was walking across the street today and then I noticed the back side of this tree that I've lived next to for a while. I realized I've never really seen the backside of this tree before from that angle. I was a little excited at the prospect of seeing something cool. I kept walking and the tree was rotating slightly because of my changing perspective and then I saw.....

Nothing. Just the back end of some government planted shit tree.

[silvertone]

Theo eats and shit trees- early 1900s progressivism slogan

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

The Tree is in The Eye of The Beholder

[silvertone]

the rain in spain falls neatly on The Government Funded Tree Plantation