awesome things you'll never experience

[ncba93ivyase]

being abducted by aliens and being returned unharmed

goddamn would that be great

[ME##]

being a dictator

[Mando Pandango]

sex am i right hahahaha good one guys

alright that's out of the way

[silvertone]

being abducted by aliens and being returned unharmed

goddamn would that be great

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvmIxu-LSA[/youtube]

[PLEASEHELP1991]

gay bashing clucky

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Leading the Free World into the next Age of Enlightenment

[Feynman]

being inside marina diamandis

[Daddy]

being inside marina diamandis

I made eye contact with her at a show.

[ME##]

Leading the Free World into the next Age of Enlightenment

the problem is that the free world has Chosen not to free

[Travis]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvmIxu-LSA[/youtube]

*laughs epically*

[Travis]

being abducted by aliens and being returned unharmed

goddamn would that be great

but seriously ,you don't know that. there's still time for an encounter yet.

[YPrrrr]

The joys of giving birth

[Feynman]

I made eye contact with her at a show.

ugh

[Daddy]

ugh

at first i thought i imagined it but after we got home selena was like 'she looked right at you'

it is either because im so sexy or because i was most likely the only straight guy at her show

[Feynman]

So do you like her music? Why were you there?

you are like the only male i ever met who even knows who she is