JARROD JAMISON

[NOA_Haunted]

I am Chad.

[silvertone]

hello. it is me jarrod jamison

[Geno]

hey you little slut

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Scene 1:

Jarrod ready for school.

Jarrod:VO: It was a normal day of school. I did not know what to expect. Ozzy blared from my alarm. I hope something good happens today.

6:45
Jarrodââ,¬â,,¢s mom: JARROD!!!
Jarrod: What?
Jarrod: I am out of bed.

Mr. Jamison: Dearest wife, the Seahawks lost again.
Mrs. Jamison: Aww dear.
Jarrod: I told you to go for the Patriots.
Mrs. Jamison: Jarrod. No talking down the seahawks at the table.
Jarrod: but mom. They have Tom Brady,Gostowski,Randy Moss. Who does Seattle have?
Jarrodââ,¬â,,¢s sister: They have Hassleback.
Jarrod: throw an interception much?
Mr. Jamison: JARROD!!!!!
Mrs. Jamison: Eat your Fruit loops Jarrod.
Jarrod: Well itââ,¬â,,¢s off to the bus.
Mrs. Jamison: Be sure to watch the movie. The teacher called.
Jarrod: I put more thought in it than the teacher.

7:00
Phillip

Phillip: A text?
Phillip: Jarrod.
Phillip: What to eat? What to eat?
Phillip: I shall eat some lucky charms.
Phillip: I donââ,¬â,,¢t want to be late.

7:25
Teacher: Ok children, you will be having a test today.
Jarrod: Teacher what is it about ?
Teacher: Jarrod, it is about communism in Russia,the cold war,what it was like in the 1950ââ,¬â,,¢s and such.
Jarrod: Did men get sandwiches in the 1950ââ,¬â,,¢s ?
Teacher: Why yes Jarrod. In fact they did. If you donââ,¬â,,¢t knock it off, I will ask you to make me one. UNDERSTOOD?
Jarrod: No teacher.
Teacher: What did you say?
Jarrod: I said no because I do not know how to make a sandwich. Thatââ,¬â,,¢s what the women are for.
Teacher:50111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


7:30
Jordan:FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
Jordan: Not the old hag. NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Jordan: Well I am here.
Teacher: Young man. How dare you disrupt the testing process of the young mind.It is people like you who make our economy go poo poo.
Jordan: Itââ,¬â,,¢s your social security,Medicaid that make it go down old hag.
Jordan: Sit on my face.
Teacher: GET OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

8:00.

Jarrod: Jordan, you have the baked popcorn?
Jordan: yes man.
Jarrod: Will you be the holder?
Jordan: Sure man.
Jarrod: Sheââ,¬â,,¢s gonna wake up.
Jordan: Nah. Most of the kids here are asleep and the lady is deprived. She could meet her death bed soon.
Jarrod: Sheââ,¬â,,¢s not breathing. Hide the evidence.

8:20
Beeeeeppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp.

8:25
Teacher:Ok class. Today we are watching the Simpsons movie and how it incorporates to biology. The questions are due tomorrow. You can kick back and relax.
Jess: Jarrod, Look.
Jarrod: What if I put a piece of licorice in her butt crack?
Jess: Do it.

[ME##]

chad stay around some more

[Geno]

Scene 1:

Jarrod ready for school.

Jarrod:VO: It was a normal day of school. I did not know what to expect. Ozzy blared from my alarm. I hope something good happens today.

6:45
Jarrodââ,¬â,,¢s mom: JARROD!!!
Jarrod: What?
Jarrod: I am out of bed.

Mr. Jamison: Dearest wife, the Seahawks lost again.
Mrs. Jamison: Aww dear.
Jarrod: I told you to go for the Patriots.
Mrs. Jamison: Jarrod. No talking down the seahawks at the table.
Jarrod: but mom. They have Tom Brady,Gostowski,Randy Moss. Who does Seattle have?
Jarrodââ,¬â,,¢s sister: They have Hassleback.
Jarrod: throw an interception much?
Mr. Jamison: JARROD!!!!!
Mrs. Jamison: Eat your Fruit loops Jarrod.
Jarrod: Well itââ,¬â,,¢s off to the bus.
Mrs. Jamison: Be sure to watch the movie. The teacher called.
Jarrod: I put more thought in it than the teacher.

7:00
Phillip

Phillip: A text?
Phillip: Jarrod.
Phillip: What to eat? What to eat?
Phillip: I shall eat some lucky charms.
Phillip: I donââ,¬â,,¢t want to be late.

7:25
Teacher: Ok children, you will be having a test today.
Jarrod: Teacher what is it about ?
Teacher: Jarrod, it is about communism in Russia,the cold war,what it was like in the 1950ââ,¬â,,¢s and such.
Jarrod: Did men get sandwiches in the 1950ââ,¬â,,¢s ?
Teacher: Why yes Jarrod. In fact they did. If you donââ,¬â,,¢t knock it off, I will ask you to make me one. UNDERSTOOD?
Jarrod: No teacher.
Teacher: What did you say?
Jarrod: I said no because I do not know how to make a sandwich. Thatââ,¬â,,¢s what the women are for.
Teacher:50111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


7:30
Jordan:FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
Jordan: Not the old hag. NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Jordan: Well I am here.
Teacher: Young man. How dare you disrupt the testing process of the young mind.It is people like you who make our economy go poo poo.
Jordan: Itââ,¬â,,¢s your social security,Medicaid that make it go down old hag.
Jordan: Sit on my face.
Teacher: GET OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

8:00.

Jarrod: Jordan, you have the baked popcorn?
Jordan: yes man.
Jarrod: Will you be the holder?
Jordan: Sure man.
Jarrod: Sheââ,¬â,,¢s gonna wake up.
Jordan: Nah. Most of the kids here are asleep and the lady is deprived. She could meet her death bed soon.
Jarrod: Sheââ,¬â,,¢s not breathing. Hide the evidence.

8:20
Beeeeeppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp.

8:25
Teacher:Ok class. Today we are watching the Simpsons movie and how it incorporates to biology. The questions are due tomorrow. You can kick back and relax.
Jess: Jarrod, Look.
Jarrod: What if I put a piece of licorice in her butt crack?
Jess: Do it.

I actually saw this guy again yesterday. He told me that he went to Twin Perks and talked to the bikini girls about how I talked shit about geese on an episode of Game Bangers. Then when I left he told to story to one of my co workers who had no idea what he was talking about.

Good guy.

[ME##]

Mr. Jamison: Dearest wife, the Seahawks lost again.

these were the days

[Geno]

Did I post the rest of the story? He made a few pages.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Jenna: Ooohhhh. Baby, I like it.
Jessica: What if we gave it to Larry?
Sub: Class,behave. I have ran out of star bucks.
Jarrod: Larry, you look hungry. Have a red vine.
Larry: MMMMMMMMM Thatââ,¬â,,¢s some damn good licorice.
Larry: Thanks friend.
Sub: Class I am back. Bell will ring in 5-4-3-2-1.
Beep


Berrigan: OK Class, I will be reading MLIA while you have to do work. I will help you too. Also I do appreciate invites to a sundae party. If you are finished,please invite me to the sundae party. Extra credit will be provided.
Me: An incentive for Valedictorian.
Phillip makes a cougar noise.
Berrigan: we do have rowdy animals in here.
Jarrod makes an amber alert noise
Berrigan:JARRODD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jarrod: A childââ,¬â,,¢s missing runnnnnnnnnn!
End of the world-REM plays
Berrigan: Jarrod 501
Jarrod: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Berrigan: Security!!!!!!!!
Woman: Who is the perpetrator?
Berrigan: Jarrod.
Woman: We got him!!!!
Woman: You have been a bad boy! No 501 for you!!!! Instead principalââ,¬â,,¢s office or even better security office.
Ding

Kids are excited for lunch. Film kids going to lunch.

Security: Jarrod, have you been a bad boy?
Jarrod: No, I have not.
Security: Well according to our records, we heard you were in 501 today.
Jarrod: it was unjustified. She was mean.
Security: Well, I know about the 501 incident.
Jarrod: NO PLEASE. WE DID NOT MEAN TO DO IT.
Security: Itââ,¬â,,¢s OK. We know she did not die because of the popcorn.
Jarrod: How did you know?
Detective: Allow me to explain.
Detective: Popcorn when mixed with liquid such as butter melts. Our victim had saliva in her mouth. It would be nearly impossible for her to die unless she had a large amount of popcorn in her mouth. However, There were only a couple of pieces found according to the autopsy. We also examined the room and found a couple of pieces on the floor as well. Then, we extracted the fingerprints from your desk and compared them to the bowl. They had a match. This means you panicked and tried to dispose the bowl as well as the popcorn. We had figured she had died in her sleep. She gets tired because of teenagers blasting Lamb of God and Metallica and cannot sleep. That is why she passes out. She has died of natural causes.
Jarrod: Wow.
Detective: Yes our crime unit is one of the best.
Security: You may leave Jarrod.

Me: WOMAN! Make me a sandwich,
Kelsie: What kind?
Me:BLT
Kelsie: Jordan?
Jordan: I will have PBJ
Kyrie: Jarrod?
Jarrod: Meat
Kyrie: Phillip?
Phillip: Turkey
Both:Men,Devour your sandwiches.
Jarrod: Letââ,¬â,,¢s go to Taco Bell.
Me: I concur
Jordan: Beans,Beans,Beans.
Kelsie; Isnââ,¬â,,¢t there a special?
Jarrod: I can drive and so can my dad.

Car drive
Jarrod: Un Burrito,Un Burrito.
Jarrodââ,¬â,,¢s dad:Jarrod! Knock it off.
Jarrod: Guacamole,Guacamole,Taco Bell.
Jarrod farts.
Jarrodââ,¬â,,¢s dad: Jarrod. Get OUT.

Jarrod: I obeyed my father. Even though he likes Perry Mason and wonââ,¬â,,¢t stop talking about it. Jake pulled up in his mustang and we ate at Taco bell. Sadly, there was no room for Jarrod. I had to walk home with my crunch wrap and Tacos in tow. But then, I was attacked by hobos.

Hobo: Food
(Make monkey sounds)

Jarrod Vo: I ran from the hobos. Dodging markers as I ran near Jack in the Box,Fred Meyers and Carls jr. Then the big mistake happened: The hobo threw a sign and it went left. It hit a windshield blocking the viewer and the hobos were crunchy.

Scene 2 the touch.

Jarrod:As I was walking back,heading to my last turn of the day, I remembered the day that I yelled doggy style out of the window of my dadââ,¬â,,¢s car. He Yelled JARROD, THATââ,¬â,,¢S A 69 POSITION. I strolled down like someone would on Penny Lane. Slow but not too slow. My Taco bell was cold. At least it would be a food and nutrition class. I arrived back and walked in. Here goes nothing.


Jarrod: What time is it?
Jessalyn: Time for English.
Jarrod: Oh, fuck.
Jessalyn: Yep. I hate how he stares me down. Itââ,¬â,,¢s creepy.
Jake Vo: I admit Jesssalyn had the finest titties in all of Greenlake. I could see why the teacher liked them tah tas. We were the first to arrive since he was late as usual.
Jarrod VO: He was late since he was busy doing things we donââ,¬â,,¢t know about but suspect. Perhaps, he was fantasizing about Jessalyn,perhaps about jake or the ladies he coached. He almost got kicked out of the locker room.
Jake: I have to go make out with some babes.
Jessalyn: I have to go to the bathroom.
Phillip: I will stay with you Jarrod.
Phillip: He was doing it. He completed his handstand,while eating a taco,blowing bubbles and juggling with his feet. I was gonna record it but the battery died so I ran to the office to find the charger.
Jarrod: I was doing a miracle. I was eating a taco,blowing bubbles,juggling with my feet, and a handstand. And I was touched.
Mysterious voice: Sweet Jesus, there is a lord.
Jarrod: I was attempting to find the perpetrator but I was in shock. I was then escorted by ambulance to the hospital where I would be not in shock by the time I went through what was needed. The cops came and interviewed all my friends. I would need to sleep for 3 days in iorder to recover from the shock.

Scene 3:Interview:

Cop: What happened the day Jarrod was touched?
Phillip: Well, Jarrod was being a miracle child. I donââ,¬â,,¢t know how he did it. I set my monster energy drink,my photo of Megan Fox, binder and there he was. He ate a taco while doing a handstand,blowing bubbles and juggling with his feet. I had to leave since I was gonna record it and post it on you tube. I had left my charger which was in the office so I did not see who touched him.
Cop: What charger was it?
Phillip: it was for an Env. I am a textaholic.
Cop: Itââ,¬â,,¢s ok Phillip. itââ,¬â,,¢s ok.
Phillip: I want a doughnut.
Cop: Crispy Kreme?
Phillip: Si.

Cop: What happened the day Jarrod was touched?
Jake: Well, we all went to the room but Phillip left and Danae needed a kiss.
Play( My first kiss):
Danae: O baby you gonna win tonight?
Jake: O yes. We will. We are going up against capital which will be an easy win tonight.
Danae: I hope you break Ashtonââ,¬â,,¢s record of 99 yards for a kickoff return for a TD.
Jake: I will go 109.9 yards baby.
Danae: I hope we get on court.
Jake Same here baby.
(flash to cop part)
Cop: Who is this Danae?
Jake: My woman.
Cop: Has Jarrod been acting strange?
Jake: Yesterday, we had our homecoming football game. We needed a field goal to be blocked. Coach was gonna put Jarrod on the play but he was in shock. I assume it was the touch. Here is what happened:
Jake (vo): First quarter, I returned a kickoff from 109 yards breaking the 99 yrd record. We opted to do a 2 point conversion so we did a Quarterback sneak. The 2 points were successful.. Then the other team throws a TD and gets 2 points from the conversion. Then, We booted up a Field goal,then they were about to kick it and we put our largest,strongest and 2 of our fastest linemen on the drive. Jarrod is big. The coach told Jarrod he was going to be in the play. Then, Jarrod goes into shock and the game clock stops. Then, the game was delayed and we resumed 15 minutes later. The field goal went wide left. Then, I returned a punt,ran 2 points, Tight end catches a pass,2 point pass for a wide reciever,quarterback sneak and a extra point. Then, we forced a safety,did a Qb sneak and failed the 2 points but we booted up a field goal to win the game. Then, we had a party afterwards to celebrate the homecoming game win.

Anyways, Saturday, I went to go pick up Danae,Jarrod,Phillip and Kyrie. Phillip was going by himself and Kyrie was to go with Jarrod. But, Jarrod was in the hospital. Then, Kyrie decides to go with Phillip. Kyrie cried when the pics came when Phillip did not match her dress. She was tearful all night. But I got me a pic of being on court with Danae. Other than that, The patriots won and it was chill.

Ok, you may leave.

Cop: What happened the day Jarrod was touched ?
Danae: Well, I got onto homecoming court that day. I only have the few first classes with Jake and Jarrod. English is the only class I do not have with Jake. I have pre ap since I know better.
Announcer: Your sophomore prince and princess are Jake Smith and Danae Poer begin_of_the_skype_highlighting end_of_the_skype_highlighting.
(thunderous applause)
Danae: I was awed. I got the sash for it and I got to cheer and watch Jake score points and get a first down. He ran 2 TDââ,¬â,,¢s and did 2 point conversions. He even kicked the field goals.
Flash to the Staduim.
Itââ,¬â,,¢s the greenwoods homecoming game. So far the greenwood Dolphins are playing the Capital Spartans. letââ,¬â,,¢s see who wins the toss.
O. Looks like Greenwood got the toss. They are opting to receive the ball. The kicker kicks the tee off and the kickoff begins, Running Back Jake Smith catches it and runs. Oh, My God. He is smoking out there. He is 3-2-1 yrds and itââ,¬â,,¢s a return of 109.9 yards. Jake Smith scores the first touchdown. Word is Jake Smith is also a Homecoming court member along with his girlfriend Danae Poer who is a princess and cheerleader for the Dolphins. The court members were escorted via limo to the game.

Jake Smith is your sophomore homecoming prince. He enjoys football,swimming and track. His favorite Disney movie is Cars since Lightneen Mcqueen is cool. Jacob looks up to Danae Poer, his girlfriend. His mom Payton Rider and Dad Michael Smithers and his coaches. His memorable moment was when the 200 medley relay pulled an upset against Mountain Range who was seeded 2nd at State and Greenwood who was ranked 10th. If Jake had 1 day to live, he would like to be mentored by Kevin Faulk and the New England Patriots and go to Disney World with Wes Welker,Tom Brady and Randy Moss. His hero is his dad since he has helped made things better. He is involved in DECA and FBLA in which he is an officer for,Multicultural Club,Cheerleading,Dance Team,Debate Team,FMPA,Key Club,FFA and much more. In the next few years, Jacob hopes to do Running Start,win 12 state titles with swimming and track as well as a couple National championships with the Dance Team and Cheerleading and have attended the NLC and ICDC 3 more times. He is also in 4 AP classes: Biology,Statistics,US History and European History. A few things that I bet you did not know was that Jake has a lvl 126 runescape account,has been swimming since the first grade and attended the ICDC in Orlando as a freshman, The NLC in Chicago as well as being the first state champion in swimming and track as a freshman. Overall, a good pick for homecoming prince.

Jarrod did not even get to see it. He was sad with the tape. Did not get to grind with the prince himself and get Moppe mad.

Hospital:
Jarrod: Oh, Jake. You got to win. If only he did not touch me. You won the game for me at least. You sent me the video of the game which had your homecoming thing on it. I am sad I did not get to dance.

VO: Over the next few months, Jake kept winning and winning. The line was 1 man weak with Jarrod quitting because of the trauma. Jarrodââ,¬â,,¢s mom could not keep up and had to go to the hospital. It was a dark time for the Jamison family. Jarrodââ,¬â,,¢s dad left and Jake and the state champion football team helped pitch in for the Jamison family. Jake became busy with his 4 AP classes but kept Danae on his side. They got to go to Six Flags,Disney land and other places. He even bought her ice cream. Jarrod wanted some so bad but he got depressed over the child. He decided to mope like the man who dropped his ice cream every time something happens. Danae brought him sandwiches and did the things a good woman would do such as laundry,cooking and cleaning. Jake got 2 jobs to help support him and Danae. For she was the homemaker and he was the breadwinner. He made $20 per lawn and made $8 an hour for Pizza Hut. Jake earned nearly 800 a month for lawn mowing and 500 a month for Pizza hut. Danae did not mind the life of a homemaker. All she had to do was homework and dance and rely on Jakeââ,¬â,,¢s bread.


Screen says March 2008

VO: It was now in March. Jarrod was traumatized from the touch and left in late January. The 200 medley relay,200 free relay won State. Jake also contributed to the points by winning the 200 IM and 100 back. The 400 relay also won state but with a different crew. 220 points were scored at the meet. Jake accounted for 120 of the points at the state meet. He won High point and most inspirational that year. Also, Jake placed 2nd at Area for technical sales behind Mark Morris senior Joe Dipinto. Jake placed 7th at state therefore qualifying him to go to Nationals for technical sale. Jarrod did not like his school. He had an orange threw at him and started wearing Brittany Spears and Beyonce t shirts just to fit in.The school had no diversity and Jarrod had bad grades and was assigned tutorial.

Meanwhile,at HHS:

Principal: I heard of what happened at Kent Meridian. You are clearly incompetent when it comes to disciplining kids on the track team. Litter,Sexual contact,sexual games,ineligible competitors. You are fired.
Toucher: But.
Principal: NO BUTS.

VO: With the Kent Meridian incident, Walker took over the track team. The team was way more disciplined and kids who messed around at Kent Meridian were suspended for a couple of meets because of the new coaching. It would be April now. Rogers at home. Jarrod has yet to come back.

Meanwhileââ,¬Â¦.
Judge: This man I want him tried in my courts.
Lawyer: Yes,madam.
Judge: I want the hearing ASAP.
VO: What she did not know was that the person who touched me was still on the loose. The man who was framed took his spot and was to register as a sex offender. He had limited internet access. The man lost his job. Sadly, the man who touched me was still on the loose. He moved out and got a teaching job elsewhere. He changed his name to hide from the law. His name is now Billy Jamison. The DNA came in. the lab found no other DNA beside Jamison DNA. No teacher DNA whatsoever. This was quite puzzling.

Meanwhile in Florida:
VO: Meanwhile, the perpetrator was at work. He could bask in the Florida sun,go to disney world, and boat. He did nothing to teach his children.
Toucher: Ahh. The life. I am enjoying the florida sun. No one knows about the touch so I am free.


Meanwhile back in Washington.

Jake: Today Men (and women), we avenge Jarrod by going to war. I know he was touched by the man and not the man who is held in the prison. But the good news is the ââ,¬Å"high securityââ,¬Â� prison is held by people wielding medieval weapons. They only allow weapons from the medieval times and we are searched when we get there. So I have a plan: We will make a peace offering. We will get the people drunk and they wont know what is happening. Then, we steal their weapons and start hacking the place. They will respond so we must fight back if we want to avoid getting killed. A lot is at stake so watch your back. Anyways continuing.
We locate the key. I know the guard who has it. He sleeps a lot so we have to knock him out when we make the key or make an imprint of clay. Then we will take it to the blacksmith disguised. He will make the key and we will use it to get into the jail and free the prisoner. Meanwhile, we will leave a note to say that he is innocent and that we know who the real perp is. The good thing is that they are a low end civilization so they wonââ,¬â,,¢t be able to analyze the handwriting. The journey shall be risky. I already have weapons made.

Jordan: This sword is quite nice.
Nick: I shall take this sword.
Jake: I get the bow and the knifes.
Phillip: I shall take this ax.
Jarrod: This sword.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

do post the rest if there is more still

[Geno]

Nope that was it. I can't believe you saved those but I'm so glad you did. That kid was the greatest.

[Geno]

He actually made a movie. Lemme see if I can find it. It makes as much sense as this script.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Nope that was it. I can't believe you saved those but I'm so glad you did. That kid was the greatest.

what's his life like today

[spoiler]

you should invite him to boyah[/spoiler]

[Geno]

what's his life like today

[spoiler]

you should invite him to boyah[/spoiler]

He's very invested in politics and is in an intership at Disney World. So pretty good I guess.