crazy shit your crazy friends say

[Mando Pandango]

on facebook or elsewhere. i came across this status and legitimately have no idea what it means.

Ooo you hate Obama. Sorry I live in the real world where Sarah palin isn't a dictator

[Commander Fuckass]

.....what

[PLEASEHELP1991]

zyphet thinks we should all purchase fluoride shield from infowars.com
and that bleach is not a shallow anime at all and is very "deep"

[ME##]

The NSA can see everything you do on the internet, everyone you talk to on your phone, but can they see why kid love cinnamon toast crunch?

[TooB]

Oh the things Will says......
Especially when hes losing a game

[AegisReflector]

"........." -aegis, having no friends

[ncba93ivyase]

i'm going to teach english in a new country every few years and become fluent in the language while i'm there and earn enough money to travel constantly!

lmao sure

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

lmao sure

Hey, a cousin of mine did this and she is rich rich rich (not even kidding either).

[strongbad]

i dont have any crazy friends

[ncba93ivyase]

i dont have any crazy friends

then you are the crazy one

[YPrrrr]

"Let's do heroin!"

Those guys

[chainsaw unicorn]

shit my friends say

friend - honestly i think black dicks look like giant turds

friend - is your sister hot?
me - i don't kn...i guess
friend - did you finger her?
me - ...

friend - so where did you live in brooklyn?
me - midwood
friend - are you jewish?
me - YES! how did you know?
friend - everyone knows only jews live in midwood

friend - hmm, this is one of those days when i'm really in a mood for a quentin tarantino movie

me - ayy mami look at my thighs in the mirror
friend - the more i've known you the more i think you're gay

friend - heyy white boy

drunk friend - brooo lemme take you to colombia man. oh maaan its such a great place man with ur accent bro we'll be rolling in pussy man. don't go to bogota tho, cause bogota is fucking boring. no, no bogota, barranquilla!

friend - if you ever go to honduras, STAY THE FUKC OUT OF SAN PEDRO SULA. tela is nice though i recommend tela

[ncba93ivyase]

friend - is your sister hot?
me - i don't kn...i guess
friend - did you finger her?
me - ...

well did you?

[Mando Pandango]

i would also like to know

[chainsaw unicorn]

...not that I can remember