is this so much to ask for

[ncba93ivyase]

all i want is a cute older woman who makes $100k a year and cooks for me naked with an apron on and feeds me and takes care of me when i'm sick and gives me daily massages and likes the same music as me and plays video games with me and agrees with everything i say and will never look at other men ever and will only ever talk to me and is a virgin and will give me sex whenever i want it no questions ask in any way or hole i want creampie if i choose so and if i impregnate her she will get an abortion if i request it using her own money and i'll slap her as punishment for sinning and also she needs to be very fit and healthy and take me on lots of nice vacations

i know i'm not the best man in the world or the handsomnest but i think i deserve at least this much

[Snowy]

Yes, so stop asking for it.

[silvertone]

thats wat iwant too

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Oedipus

[strongbad]

that's like my current gf except she wont play vidya with me
so close

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I'M SICK OF GETTING UGLY GIRLS THAT ARE NICE. IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE WHEN I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO THEM.

WHY OH WHY CAN'T I HAVE A GIRL THAT HAS A SHITTY PERSONALITY BUT IS HOT, OR AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL WITH A DECENT PERSONALITY.

BUT NO. I GET FAT 17 YEAR OLD GIRLS. IT MAKES ME ANGRY.

[ncba93ivyase]

I'M SICK OF GETTING UGLY GIRLS THAT ARE NICE. IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE WHEN I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO THEM.

WHY OH WHY CAN'T I HAVE A GIRL THAT HAS A SHITTY PERSONALITY BUT IS HOT, OR AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL WITH A DECENT PERSONALITY.

BUT NO. I GET FAT 17 YEAR OLD GIRLS. IT MAKES ME ANGRY.

i'd be glad to have another 17 year old

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I'M SICK OF GETTING UGLY GIRLS THAT ARE NICE. IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE WHEN I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO THEM.

WHY OH WHY CAN'T I HAVE A GIRL THAT HAS A SHITTY PERSONALITY BUT IS HOT, OR AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL WITH A DECENT PERSONALITY.

BUT NO. I GET FAT 17 YEAR OLD GIRLS. IT MAKES ME ANGRY.

is this one of my posts

[The artist formally known]

all i want is a cute older woman who makes $100k a year and cooks for me naked with an apron on and feeds me and takes care of me when i'm sick and gives me daily massages and likes the same music as me and plays video games with me and agrees with everything i say and will never look at other men ever and will only ever talk to me and is a virgin and will give me sex whenever i want it no questions ask in any way or hole i want creampie if i choose so and if i impregnate her she will get an abortion if i request it using her own money and i'll slap her as punishment for sinning and also she needs to be very fit and healthy and take me on lots of nice vacations

i know i'm not the best man in the world or the handsomnest but i think i deserve at least this much

describes my gf

[Kalahari Inkantation]

is this one of my posts

it is if you want it to be

[Socks]

describes my gf

But you're a girl.

also tec, are you a secret Tiger woods?

[The artist formally known]

But you're a girl.

my hair is so short now though. i hardly ever get mistaken for a girl anymore

[Kalahari Inkantation]

But you're a girl.

also tec, are you a secret Tiger woods?

Any confirmation or denial of such an inquiry would nullify its secrecy.

[Feynman]

if you can't handle me at my worst u don't deserve me at my best

sry

[Kalahari Inkantation]

#sorrynotsorry