does this hit close to home

[strongbad]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/27yearold-lies-about-every-single-aspect-of-his-li,34382/

i can see this becoming more and more realistic the older i get 

[Thyme]

nah i'm p. honest with my parents

not that there's much to lie about anyway

[ncba93ivyase]

i talk to my mother everyday and i tell her the bare minimum

i don't exactly lie. i only tell her how classes went and if i'm feeling sick or not and that's about it.

[Daddy]

no because my life is cool

[Classic]

There isn't any reason to lie about my life, so no.

[Hippopo]

I'm pretty sure I don't have any secrets with my parents.

[??????]

no because my life is cool

isnt your dad dead and your step dad in jail lol

i only text to my mom
and turn the conversation to her rather than me
because she loves attention she forgets what her actual protocol was

[Daddy]

isnt your dad dead and your step dad in jail lol

i only text to my mom
and turn the conversation to her rather than me
because she loves attention she forgets what her actual protocol was

My step dead is dead and my dad is probably in jail or something like that.

[??????]

can i kiss him

[don't let's]

My mother knows nothing of Boyah

[metalfaceape]

Nope. I still live at home (I'm so cool) and hangout with my Dad all the time.

[Daddy]

can i kiss him

Go for it.

[title lol]

my bro is 10 years older than me (31) and is currently living a pretty classic post-art school conundrum which involves living at our moms house still, pretty much just sitting in his room reviewing movies for moviefone and indiewire and making cents on the dollar.