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Started by chainsaw unicorn, December 14, 2013, 01:42:38 PM

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I remembered to turn in my ESL assignment online exactly 14 minutes before the deadline.  I completed it, gave the copy to my professor (she wants us to turn it in both in person and online) and then completely forgot to submit it online until it was 23:46. Wow, to imagine, if I happened to remember it 15 minutes later, I would've been screwed

Stumbled into the right guy on the second day of college who introduced me to some really nice people. Then later became lab partner with a guy who goes to this Jewish center and helped me introduce to a lot of people there.





I'm obnoxious, motherfucka can't you tell
Run through Little Havana yelling 'Viva Fidel'
Jerking off at the sheets when I stay at hotels
Drinking Bacardi at AA meetings, smoking a L
I'm broke as hell my attitude is no good
Like working for white people after watching rosewood
So I'm a mercenary, I don't care how I get richer
Like American companies that did business with Hitler

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Quote from: chainsaw unicorn on December 14, 2013, 01:42:38 PM
I remembered to turn in my ESL assignment online exactly 14 minutes before the deadline.  I completed it, gave the copy to my professor (she wants us to turn it in both in person and online) and then completely forgot to submit it online until it was 23:46. Wow, to imagine, if I happened to remember it 15 minutes later, I would've been screwed

Stumbled into the right guy on the second day of college who introduced me to some really nice people. Then later became lab partner with a guy who goes to this Jewish center and helped me introduce to a lot of people there.


ESL?

What is your first language?

PLEASEHELP1991

my laptop got repaired by best buy even though it was out of warranty free of charge ^_^
I love [you]

TooB

I pulled an autographed miku card from a wiess schwarz booster pack.
I was quite happy

title lol

I didn't get kicked out of school after just failing to show up to and subsequently failing 3 gen ed classes my freshman year so that was pretty lucky
i fuck wid it

YPrrrr

Being born in a wealthy country in an era where I wasn't forced to go to war

strongbad

Quote from: YPR Classic on December 14, 2013, 08:33:28 PM
Being born in a wealthy country in an era where I wasn't forced to go to war

yup
also being white and a male


chainsaw unicorn

Quote from: Khadafi on December 14, 2013, 02:44:51 PM
ESL?

What is your first language?


ENG. Fuck me, I meant to say ENG, I must've been thinking about my roommate when I wrote ESL

My first language is Russian though
I'm obnoxious, motherfucka can't you tell
Run through Little Havana yelling 'Viva Fidel'
Jerking off at the sheets when I stay at hotels
Drinking Bacardi at AA meetings, smoking a L
I'm broke as hell my attitude is no good
Like working for white people after watching rosewood
So I'm a mercenary, I don't care how I get richer
Like American companies that did business with Hitler

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